Episodes

  • Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26

    Ayyy, Best Month 💪🏻 🇺🇸 | Birthright Citizenship, Boomer Appreciation, Culture | HAKE Wed 7/1/26
    Jul 1 2026

    Birthright citizenship: Is it working? Did Clarence Thomas imply something about the homeless? Boomers have some wisdom. Cultural identity inhibits understanding. Were Dems better pre-Civil Rights?

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, July 1, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:05:54) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:08:09) Ronnie: Justice Thomas’ weird dissent 📞

    * (0:27:50) Ronnie: Is 14A interpretation “sane”?

    * (0:35:47) Brady: Children of Immigrants 📞

    * (0:50:11) David: Trouble in the land. Aging. Policy. 📞

    * (1:03:31) David: boomers and wisdom

    * (1:11:28) Superchats 💰

    * (1:17:27) Ego is Real: What did we expect? AI: What about the homeless? 💰

    * (1:24:21) Pilled: People’s perspectives & upbringing: Larry David 💰

    * (1:31:45) Rick in AL. No anger. Immigration. 📞

    * (1:54:05) Closing

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/1/hake-wed-7126

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26

    Independence Day with Bigg Bump 🇺🇸 | Immigration, U.S. History, Sephora | Hake Fri 7/3/26
    Jul 3 2026
    CO-HOST: Bigg Bump returns. Happy Independence Day! Analysis: 1965 immigration act to “reshape” America. Civil War & U.S. history. Sephora & Walmart store “quiet hours.”The Hake Report, Friday, July 3, 2026 AD🇺🇸 Bigg Bump: x.com/bigg_bump | instagram.com/bigg_bump | youtube.com/@biggbump | truthsocial.com/@BIGG_BUMP | soundcloud.com/bigg-bump | rumble.com/user/BiggBumpTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Intro / Disclaimer* (0:03:00) About Bigg Bump* (0:07:03) MAGA is America First, to me.* (0:09:27) Topics: Immigration Act, Sephora, Boyle Heights fire* (0:15:54) Mit/Australia: My friends in Middle East 📞* (0:22:52) Mit: Don’t worry.* (0:28:09) Michael rapping. Sir Wilfred Laurier. Jean-Marie Le Pen. 📞* (0:38:09) Le Pen; 1965 Immigration Act* (0:55:20) Immigration: “Unintended Consequences”* (1:03:12) Top Three Men* (1:07:47) Daniel: U.S. Civil War history 📞* (1:28:35) Sephora quiet hours for neurodivergent 💰* (1:36:04) Superchats 💰* (1:39:15) Eric: Correcting Erika 💰* (1:43:39) Last Superchats 💰* (1:44:13) Popcorn: Would you...? French Canadians 💰* (1:50:11) Greggatron! 📞* (1:52:30) Josh: Victor Willis RIP 📞* (1:54:05) Brady: It’s about 1776! Why are we talking about...?! 📞* (1:54:56) Outro 👋📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/7/3/hake-fri-7326🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcastHAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/7/3/jlp-fri-7326–VIDEO: YouTube | Rumble | Pilled | FB Live | X Live | BitChute PODCAST: Substack | Apple | Spotify | Podcast Addict 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐 https://thehakereport.com/showDISCLAIMER: Views do not represent Hake, BOND, or JLP. No endorsement implied. Info may be false.Bigg Bump’s topics: 1: Fifty Years On, the 1965 Immigration and Nationality Act Continues to Reshape the United StatesDestroy not “Reshape”2: Sephora introduces store quiet hours: The beauty retailer will lower music and screen displays during specific hours following a successful store pilot across eight markets.The Special Needs, need love too…3: IG: What is it like to live near the warehouse fire?From Bigg Bump: My PSA:Boyle Heights residents (and all Americans) Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe
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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26

    The So-Called “Supreme Court” 😤 | Citizenship, European Film, Protection Laws | HAKE Tue 6/30/26
    Jun 30 2026

    Supreme Court: Birthright citizenship upheld. Charlie Kirk case. German film: What’s its purpose? “Epstein nietspe” joke. Rent stabilization policy. Jesse coin: Support BOND.

    The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 30, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “Supreme” Court

    * (0:08:04) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:10:09) Zenny: Kooky beliefs 📞

    * (0:21:01) Zenny on Ericka and rebelling

    * (0:27:55) Zenny: That European film, theories

    * (0:42:51) Zenny: Trump is nice to Haitians

    * (0:48:01) William: Movie critique. Defined by what you do. 📞

    * (0:58:15) Allen: Hollywood’s historical impact 📞

    * (1:05:25) Allen: God warns us. Quantrill’s Raid, 1863

    * (1:14:58) Allen: Does Hake recommend it?

    * (1:16:30) Superchats 💰

    * (1:19:54) Cesar: Epstein nietspe 💰

    * (1:23:58) Popcorn: Rent policy continued 💰

    * (1:30:29) Popcorn: Candy with medicine metaphor 💰

    * (1:35:15) Silver coin 🪙

    * (1:40:07) Aaron: data centers? 📞

    * (1:50:55) Aaron: Complaint about complaining

    * (1:52:00) Callers I can’t get to. Last superchats

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/30/hake-tue-63026

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/30/jlp-tue-63026

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26

    Last Call for July Haters 🇺🇸 | Immigration, World Politics, Space & Globe | HAKE Mon 6/29/26
    Jun 29 2026

    The presidential voice of reason. Are they going to remove Trump from office? Saturn's rings and north pole. Should we not go to space? Rent stabilization? India Muslim caller's ideas for society.

    The Hake Report, Monday, June 29, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:04:37) News... Over-dramatization

    * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:16:45) No more kids in cages…

    * (0:20:37) Donald Trump on Communism in America

    * (0:24:15) Our Future President, the voice of reason, like Trump

    * (0:29:15) Bobby: Nick Matao, raised by a Samoan 📞

    * (0:34:34) Bobby: Netanyahu. America could be loved.

    * (0:59:14) Frederick: No July, no Hokit 📞

    * (1:03:48) Frederick: Trump’s next move: removal?

    * (1:12:22) Allen: Saturn’s north pole, going to space 📞

    * (1:26:15) Superchats: REAL Tim Scott, not the RINO 💰

    * (1:29:00) Popcorn question: Rent control 💰

    * (1:37:29) Muhammad, India: Theo-tech-ocracy 📞

    * (1:43:30) Muhammad: Free Criticism and Questioning

    * (1:50:00) Muhammad: Muslims’ beliefs on loaning, interest

    * (1:53:21) Superchats for tomorrow 💰

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/29/hake-mon-62926

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/29/jlp-mon-62926

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26

    Maybe We Should Just Be Peaceful | Back Pain, 988, Touch Trees, Word of God | HAKE Fri 6/26/26
    Jun 26 2026

    Discussion on back pain, exercise, stretching, foot exercise. Trump brings back 988’s LGBTQ option 3. Epoch Times “communism” post. Word of God, a “two-edged sword.”

    The Hake Report, Friday, June 26, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start & Disclaimer

    * (0:05:54) Hey, guys! 🎶 Preview of superchats

    * (0:11:00) Jermaine: Back pain & age 📞

    * (0:27:04) Coco: Stretching. Fathers, Michael, Van Halen 📞

    * (0:37:46) Ryan: 988 hotline. Anunnaki. Ego. 📞

    * (0:53:31) Ryan: Eatherly. Karmelo.

    * (0:55:34) Allen: Touch trees. 📞

    * (0:59:06) Country Rap Hake 🎶

    * (1:04:46) Superchats catching up 💰

    * (1:20:47) Trump Epoch Times/NDT on communism 🎥

    * (1:25:58) Brady: AI, Encyclopedia, history, Jesus 📞

    * (1:39:35) TFS up next 💰

    * (1:41:04) Eric: Step on roots. Word of God “sword” 📞

    * (1:46:24) Peace rather than fighting

    * (1:52:51) Closing 💰

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/26/hake-fri-62626

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26

    Ready for Religion | Azzmador. Vikings. Right-Wing Film. Canada the Canary. | HAKE Thu 6/25/26
    Jun 25 2026

    Learning old words & history with Hake & callers. Practical religion. Catholics tamed the Vikings! New vigilante film out, “banned” by Germany. Call from overseas w/ Viber! Nimrod, Noah’s descendent.

    The Hake Report, Thursday, June 25, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:06:00) Azzmador’s description; British slang

    * (0:11:40) Intro: Hey, guys! Jake Husdon

    * (0:15:00) Denny/Bulgaria: Wiser today? Religious practicality 📞

    * (0:42:32) Allen: Roman-centric history. Mamas. Anger. 📞

    * (0:53:55) Superchats: Counseling at BOND 💰

    * (1:03:07) Zenny: New film. Bill C9. Regina Call to Prayer. 📞

    * (1:18:39) William III: Chicago. Marines. 📞

    * (1:28:05) Viber app: Call from overseas: 001-888-775-3773

    * (1:30:19) Superchats: Righteous anger, Flag Explanation

    * (1:39:04) Brady the bashing babbler 📞

    * (1:48:08) William 7: Nimrod the hunter 📞

    * (1:54:09) Outro: Remiss on last Superchats 👋

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/25/hake-thu-62526

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/25/jlp-thu-62526

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26

    Thoughts Are the Devil | Montreal Manifesto, Victim Identity, "Hypergamy" | HAKE Wed 6/24/26
    Jun 24 2026

    Poe: Believe nothing you hear, half what you see. Montreal suspect: A warning against the darkness of thoughts. Calls: cultural Christians’ interesting takes on society and marriage.

    The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 24, 2026 AD

    TIMESTAMPS

    * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer

    * (0:03:02) Support BOND 💰

    * (0:07:50) Trump, Reflecting Pool, UK new social media policy?

    * (0:13:51) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶

    * (0:15:43) Jeff: Juneteenth and Father’s Day 📞

    * (0:18:23) Identity from tragedy, outward focus

    * (0:25:29) Michael: Jambalaya (on the Bayou). French-Canadian Catholic 📞

    * (0:32:27) Michael: white Christian heritage and history

    * (0:37:31) Michael: Montreal police and dangers

    * (0:46:25) Michael: Jesse’s right: Thoughts are the Devil

    * (0:48:54) M Tracey has the facts

    * (0:56:55) Superchats for Michael 💰

    * (1:00:49) Estamos en el Norte v1 (Hake AI) 🎶

    * (1:03:53) Jermaine on Canada incident & solutions 📞

    * (1:13:08) Brady: Democrats 📞

    * (1:15:48) William III: Juneteenth holiday. 250 years USA 📞

    * (1:25:38) Brady’s back 🌎

    * (1:32:43) Al on men in society; polygamy, responsibility 📞

    * (1:44:50) Last Superchats: Advice 💰

    📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/6/24/hake-wed-62426

    🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast

    HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/6/24/jlp-wed-62426

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    1 hr and 55 mins