Who knew that the cold hands of fate could act so quickly? In one brush of a button I've gone from Qui-Gon Jinn the coolest guy in the galaxy, to JarJar Binks the foolest Gungan in the galaxy. What will my family and friends think now that I'm an annoying comedic relief character? At least I know I'll be George Lucas' favoritest boy.

Things Discussed:

Rhythm Heaven Fever Demo

Dispatch

Mario Galaxy 2 (on switch)

Yooka-Replaylee

Saros

Lego Starwars: The Skywalker Saga

Talking about second screen shows

How long is your favorite game or show in comparison to the runtime of the AMC original series Mad Men? That's the only way I measure time now so gonna need an answer fast. Did you know One Piece is about 6 Mad Men long, while Persona 4 Golden is anywhere between 1 and 1 1/2 Mad Men long? The real question though is how many Mad Men long is my life?

Things Discussed:

June Nintendo Direct

Geoff ate all the bad games so there's only good games this year. Heap praise upon he, because it is by Geoff's benevolent gaze and all-consuming maw that we are allowed to view this years tidings. He also gets all the coolest Resident Evil videos woah.

Things Discussed:

Playstation State of Play

Summer Games Fest

Xbox Showcase

Why is that chameleon rolling around like that? Oh my god is that a bat attached to its back? It just stomped straight on my friends head while snarling like he was a grombus. I don't know how we as a world recover from a rabid lizard but may Banjo have mercy on our souls.

Games discussed:

Yooka-Replaylee

Saros

Battletech

Octopath Traveler 2

Small amount of rambling about the Nier franchise

Ghost of Yotei

Yah hitting the button is nice. And yah, the lizard will be cool. But while you've been hitting the button to get the cool lizard, you've lost 150 hours of your life. How far into this pit are you willing to go? How many suns are you willing to watch die?

Games Discussed:

Saros and a little bit of Deathloop

Ghost of Yotei

The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy

Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 3

Oh you still call them video games? If you really liked them you’d refer to them as Digital Monuments to Fun. If you really, really want to show you like them you would buy our “Digital Monuments to Fun” shirt. It’s in acid yellow and the font gets SUPER cramped at the end.

Pragmata (Spoilers from 7:33-21:25)

Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army

Disco Elysium

Esoteric Ebb

Uncharted

Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red: Part 2

Browt stands before you on all 70 legs, their infinite eyes rolling untethered about their frame. Yes it's evolved but to what end? It no longer knows the bounds of humanity, and instead reaches to conquer the heavens. It's also a grass/fighting type.

Topics discussed:

How Kyle and Chad got into videogames

Pokemon Stadium Mini Games

Pragmata

Silent Hill F

Disco Elysium

Final Fantasy 10

Shiny Hunting in Pokèmon Fire Red