• The Knicks, Oyster Man, and the Infinite Lies (#561)
    Jun 12 2026

    -The Knicks give New York its greatest night in years and OG makes his MVP case

    -Valid destruction or peaceful rioting?

    -A brief detour through America’s dumbest college mascots

    -Dave Chappelle and Shane Gillis give Moynihan a perfect Comedy Cellar night

    -Kmele roots for the Spurs, but only to punish Knicks fans

    -Spike Lee has been on the court long enough

    -Which celebrity row courtsider gets booed?

    -Mamdani gets into the affordable soccer jersey business

    -The World Cup comes to New Jersey by boat

    -Introducing Midterm Madness

    -LA’s mayoral race and the Spencer Pratt stolen-election fantasy

    -California’s governor’s race and the strange usefulness of market signals

    -The race to watch

    -Platner’s character problem is not going away

    -Jodi Kantor explains when MeToo does and does not count

    -Bill Pulte gets pulled, Jay Clayton gets nominated

    -A fully fledged disgusting party on a federal level

    -UFC 250 comes to the White House because this is who we are now

    -Bullshit, postmodern Trumpism, and the infinite lies

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • A Hamster Wheel of Shit w/Ana Navarro (Members Only #327)
    Jun 10 2026
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    Throughout this entire interview, Ana remains furious that our office was stocked with whiskey, but only half a bottle of white wine and absolutely no pizza.

    -The White House press corps just takes it

    -Kristen Welker gets the Trump treatment (and would Trump have tried that with Tim Russert?)

    -Ana Navarro is here, from one of them Mexican countries

    -Charles…

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    19 mins
  • When Political Violence Has the Right Enemies w/ Noah Rothman (Members Only #326)
    Jun 5 2026
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    Noah’s new book is Blood and Progress… not to be confused with “Blood and Soil,” a phrase Moynihan has been muttering to himself around the office.

    -A book squarely in the TFC wheelhouse

    -The teens, the twenties, the sixties, the seventies, and now

    -The forgotten history of left-wing violence

    -Italian anarchists and “propaganda of the deed”

    -Is Noah handwavi…

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  • Populism for Morons, Journalism for Martyrs (Episode #560)
    Jun 3 2026

    -a dog is on set and Kmele should be wearing a helmet

    -Bernie Sanders wants to collectivize AI

    -The boys bask in the warmth of collectivism

    -Never trust a politician giving something back to “the people”

    -The centrist Democrat goes missing

    -It’s still a Nazi tattoo, goddammit

    -Character is out. Winning is in

    -Andy the Ogre Ogles has thoughts on the gays and Ted Cruz answers the question and keeps walking

    -A few more problems for the Oyster Man from Maine

    -Welch was the victim of a French flag hate crime

    -Speaking of Nazis, let’s talk about Bari Weiss

    -Scott Pelley defends democracy from the new guy and privileged peacocking at CBS

    -Ali Velshi feels weird about America’s birthday

    -Defending America through the Bob Crane story

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Senator Chris Murphy Wants You to Join a Cult (Members Only #325)
    May 31 2026
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    Chris Murphy’s book, Crisis of the Common Good, is out now

    -Murphy opens his book by dunking on his son’s NHL prospects

    -Pitching the common good

    -Trump is not the disease. He’s the symptom

    -Buy more stuff, feel worse, repeat until democracy collapses

    -Kids, phones and the algorithmic hell machine

    -Congress wants to regulate tech. Congress may want to log on first

    -Can In…

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    16 mins
  • A Great Nation in Decline Welcomes Australia’s Finest w/ Josh Szeps (Members Only #324)
    May 29 2026
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    Be sure to check out Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Szeps, Australia’s greatest podcaster and interviewer, which apparently counts.

    -90 minutes of Kmele cleaning his glasses

    -Josh is on drugs now

    -RIP Jack Karlson, hero of democracy manifest

    -we will be referring to limp penis throughout this show

    -Erect until the end

    -Kmele doesn’t really know the Beach Boys

    -Who is the best Australian to ever …

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    18 mins
  • Ben Rhodes and the Evil Empire State of Mind (#559)
    May 27 2026
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    Check out Ben Rhodes new book: All We Say: The Battle for American Identity: A History in 15 Speeches

    -Ben Rhodes, wounded ’90s Knicks fan

    -Are we winning in Iran yet?

    -what should the President do with Iran right now?

    -Sanctions suck, mostly

    -Cuba and the Obama opening

    -Libya and the regime-change trap

    -Kosovo worked-ish

    -Responsibility to protect yourself from over-learning lessons

    -Rhodes wants institutions, not impulse wars

    -Is Ben Rhodes Tucker-adjacent?

    -Soft power, hard questions

    -Navalny didn’t want America’s money

    -When Reagan said “Evil Empire”

    -Reagan also change his mind

    -Moynihan accuses Rhodes of America pessimism

    -Ben says it’s because he loves America

    -Private equity killed the vibes

    -Nostalgia-nomics

    -The left-populist temptation

    -JD Vance talks pretty

    -National identity without a monoculture

    -Ben Franklin and the virtue of doubt

    -Experts are annoying but sometimes useful

    Read All We Say: The Battle for American Identity: A History in 15 Speeches

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    1 hr and 52 mins
  • Why'd You Gag Me, Preet Bharara! (Members Only #323)
    May 25 2026
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    The podcast is called Stay Tuned with Preet, and if you find yourself wanting more legal analysis from someone who knows the system from the inside and still has a sense of humor about it.

    -Trump 2.0 & the frictionless DoJ

    -The one thing Jeff Sessions did right

    -Even Bill Barr had his limits

    -Why do smart lawyers follow stupid instructions?

    -You don’t have to win to scare people

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