The Failing Writers Podcast cover art

The Failing Writers Podcast

The Failing Writers Podcast

By: The Failing Writers Podcast
Listen for free


Becoming a better writer, writing a novel, being a successful author - whatever your writing goal is, we’re here for you! Join two struggling writers learning everything there is to know about writing. They talk to best-selling authors, screenwriters and poets - people who actually know what they’re talking about. The award-winning Failing Writers Podcast is the best writing podcast around. Why? It’s funny, informative and could help you get over writer’s block, finish that novel, get a literary agent and achieve your writing goals. (Oh, and they do silly little songs too)

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Failing Writers
Art Literary History & Criticism Personal Development Personal Success Social Sciences
Episodes
  • S6 Ep7: How to win writing competitions
    Jun 22 2026

    Writing competitions. Clearly they’re not all made the same.

    Some are free, some are costly, some are actually impossible for mere mortals to enter due to their criteria.

    The prizes vary too. From small cash prizes, to publishing deals.

    Today, we’re asking the question… on the whole, if you’re serious about being a writer… are they actually worth it? Are they worth the money, the - let’s face it – likely disappointment, the effort and most importantly of all… the time?

    And the biggest question of all - are there any quantifiable things you can do to help nudge your entry to the top of the pile?

    We consider such things as:

    Where’s the best place to send your piece? Maybe a competition isn’t the right destination? Maybe it’s a literary journal instead?

    We get some top notch insider insight, from Bath Flash Fiction Award past winner and judge - Kathryn Aldridge-Morris to get the skinny on what works and what doesn’t. What will wow the judges, what will make them spit their tea out and what will make them slide you into their shortlist.

    https://www.kamwords.com

    Plus we hear from fabulous literary agent Joanna Swainson from Hardman & Swainson, for an agent’s eye-view.

    https://www.hardmanswainson.com

    Finally, the winner of a competition who we suspect is quite glad she entered DFB & Arvon Search for a Storyteller prize, because it won her a publishing deal with David Fickling Books – Miranda Moore.

    I can personally recommend her excellent YA book, A Beautiful Terrible Thing.

    Yes, devastating & emotional, but also joyful & redemptive.

    https://www.mirandamooreauthor.com

    And speaking of competitions… look out next week for our BRAND NEW POETRY COMPETITION!

    We’re too good to you. Seriously. We are.


    Lovely episode art by Katie Rand.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 18 mins
  • S6 Ep6: Science Fiction - with Joseph Eckert
    Jun 8 2026
    Hang on... before we start... let us just fill you in on a very exciting evening happening on Monday the 6th of July, in Alton, Hampshire.At 8pm in the lovely Goldfinch Books on Alton High Street, we are doing our first ever proper LIVE podcast.Our guest will be the fabulous Costa-Novel-Prize-Winning Claire Fuller. We'll be talking about her brilliantly unsettling new book Hunger & Thirst and asking her all the questions you want to know the answers to but don't want to sound stupid. Whereas - we don't mind. We're used to it.So come and join us in the flesh! I promise it's gonna be a reet proper laugh, as well, obviously, as being incredibly, edifyingly educational!GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!Right... on with the show...Do you love sci-fi?We love sci-fi.Sometimes I think we forget how much we love sci-fi.Why do we like sci-fi?well let's explore that for a moment.Hmmmmmm.I think it's because sci-fi is all about human possibility. About the extrapolation of all our greatest qualities.And yes, of course, our absolute worst.Sci-fi gives us a glimpse into the future of the human race.And none more so than Joseph Eckert's brilliant new book The Traveler.A sort of family drama / sci-fi mashup that brings some big emotional hits and meanwhile taps into our deep curiosity about where this strange and wonderful species we call Homo Sapiens are heading.We talk to Joseph about time travel, about where the stunning concept for his novel came from, about movie options, spending years trying to get a publishing deal, and about how you fit in writing when you have a full time job!Buy The Traveler HEREJoseph Eckert's websiteThen we check out another sci-fi novel! In our HYPEWRITER feature, we're celebrating David Deane Haskell's latest work of science fiction: Solarian Deep.A first contact, distant-future, flooded-planet, techno-mermaid story, which sounds great. In fact we strongly advise you to take the plunge and buy a copy!Buy Solarian Deep HERERight... I think's that's all the admin done.... now... on with the show...Do you love sci-fi?We love sci-fi.Sometimes I think we forget how much we love sci-fi.Why do we like sci-fi?well let's explore that for a moment.Hmmmmmm.I think it's because sci-fi is all about human possibility. About the extrapolation of all our greatest qualities.And yes, of course, our absolute worst.Sci-fi gives us a glimpse into the future of the human race.And none more so than Joseph Eckert's brilliant new book The Traveler.A sort of family drama / sci-fi mashup that brings some big emotional hits and meanwhile taps into our deep curiosity about where this strange and wonderful species we call Homo Sapiens are heading.We talk to Joseph about time travel, about where the stunning concept for his novel came from, about movie options, about spending years trying to get a publishing deal, and about how you fit in writing when you have a full time job.Buy The Traveler HEREJoseph Eckert's websiteThen we check out another sci-fi novel! In our HYPEWRITER feature, we're celebrating David Deane Haskell's latest work of science fiction: Solarian Deep.A first contact, distant-future, flooded-planet, techno-mermaid story, which sounds great. In fact we strongly advise you to take the plunge and buy a copy!Buy Solarian Deep HEREWait a minute... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Show More Show Less
    54 mins
  • S6 Ep5: Ashley Storrie on Comedy, Fan Culture & Autism
    May 24 2026

    Come and see us LIVE!

    We'll be at Alton Arts Festival on July the 6th, at Goldfinch Books, doing our thing in full colour, 4K, Ultra HD, real life.

    There will be laughter. There will be genuine writing tips and insight from Costa Novel Prize Winner Claire Fuller. There will be a ditty or two. There will be give-aways, impromptu poetry and even Tom’s very-very-serious-wordy-writery-quiz-thing!

    Get yer tickets here


    Little warning, by the way. There are a couple of sweary-type words in this episode. So get ready to clap your hands around your children's ears! (unless you're driving… then maybe just listen on your headphones, eh?)


    Our guest writer this week is the brilliant, funny and whip-smart writer & actor Ashley Storrie. We talk about performing stand up at the age of 11, writing fan fiction, her Mum - Janey Godley, autism, writing sitcoms & guest writing on projects, serendipity in art, and giving your characters a tough time. And I don't know if you can tell... but we really blummin enjoyed it.

    And when you've heard Ashley, you'll also want to see her sitcom.

    Because it's excellent.

    Watch 'Dinosaur' here


    And just when you thought all the glorious chatterage was over, Geoffrey G.N. Harrison goes and sends us a lovely little sci-fi story about DUST, for our Hypewriter feature.

    Check out more of Geoff's stuff here


    And if you've got some work you think should be celebrated in HYPEWRITER don't be shy! Send it to failingwriterspodcast@gmail.com and we'll bring it to glorious audio life and tell you why WE like it too!

    Go on do it.

    Do it now.

    Well that's no excuse.

    OK, but don't leave it too long, OK?

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 8 mins
adbl_web_anon_alc_button_suppression_t1
All stars
Most relevant
Another fantastic episode from The Failing Writers. the authenticity of this Podcast is unrivalled. Every episode feels like you are part of the conversation. Give your ears a treat and give the fellas a listen. You will not be disappointed.

The boys never fail on being awesome

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.