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The Expertologists

The Expertologists

By: Justy Jones and The Expertologists
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From Astrophysics to History, to Amateur Milk Delivery, there isn't any subject we can't tackle nor any questions we can't answer - just not correctly. In each fully improvised episode, Justy Jones and his team of Expertologists riff on the mundane, spiraling into the absurd as they pontificate, parse, and play with each other and very special guests. TO BE CLEAR: This is not a factual podcast, so if you leave a negative review because you wanted us to answer questions accurately, you are a dumb-dumb. Good day.

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Episodes
  • Sex, Marry, Kill, Neuter: Mt. Rushmore Edition

    Sex, Marry, Kill, Neuter: Mt. Rushmore Edition
    Jul 6 2023

    Did you know dolphins are the "assholes of the sea?" Also, get a peek inside Justy's personal journals and his "hankering for Thomas Jefferson." And finally, a puzzling conversation with Dr. Rubik of cube fame to learn about his other products, including Rubik's Milk.
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    31 mins
  • Did You Know Most Bob Dylan Songs Are Aggressively About Weight Loss?

    Did You Know Most Bob Dylan Songs Are Aggressively About Weight Loss?
    Jun 26 2023

    What's the difference between lurking and loitering? Why do ninjas wear black? (it's slimming, for one.) What was the original meaning of Athlete's Foot in Ancient Greece? We answer those questions and more while uncovering rare Bob Dylan tracks addressing the importance of staying fit. He is very opinionated.
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    22 mins
  • When Does a Hill Become a Mountain?

    When Does a Hill Become a Mountain?
    Jun 26 2023

    Today, we explore the origin of the show "Is It Cake?", prisons for little people, and the surprisingly laid-back nature of alpha gorillas. Charlie and Steve get into another heated argument about the competitive sport of Making Mountains Out of Mole Hills, and we get a visit from the Tele-Holy Man Zaqueezi Bliss to explain what makes an altar an altar and to tell us he can dunk a basketball.
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    41 mins
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