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The Expat Brat

The Expat Brat

By: Salman Qureshi
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Comedian and Theater Improviser, Salman Qureshi shares his outrageous takes on life, current news, sports and the showbiz life. An Eastern kid raised on Sesame Street, Salman shares his stories of life as a Third Culture Kid.

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Episodes
  • Falling Status and Iphone

    Falling Status and Iphone
    May 25 2026

    In uncertain times, dropping your iphone feels like the last straw. The world is breaking down around me.

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    22 mins
  • Denmark Wants Your Pet… for Lion Food

    Denmark Wants Your Pet… for Lion Food
    Aug 5 2025

    So apparently in Denmark, zoos are asking people to donate their pets—yes, actual rabbits, chickens, even small horses—to feed their predators. I spiral. There’s a lynx. And a giraffe named Marius. Danish people… what is going on?
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    12 mins
  • Will Smith's Bounceback… or Breakdown?

    Will Smith's Bounceback… or Breakdown?
    Aug 1 2025

    I stepped outside into a 47-degree sandstorm — basically nature’s version of a slap — and it still didn’t sting as much as watching Will Smith freestyle on TikTok.

    Let’s talk cringe, comebacks, PR conspiracy theories, and why this version of Will feels like your uncle at karaoke night… but rich and strangely well-lit. Also: what if the cringe is the point? What if we’re the fools?

    Either way, I can’t look away. Welcome to the new season of “Will.”
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    11 mins
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