Clint, Meg, and Dan recap the live performance of “Hook: The Musical,” a script Dan wrote at 15, including minor onstage slip-ups, audience reactions, and the ad-libbed moment where Meg (as Smee) and Dan (as Hook) kissed. They revisit a pre-show live podcast where Clint performed “Guess the Fart,” discuss behind-the-scenes praise for producer Kyle and tech producer Brady, and take calls from attendees reviewing the show. The team shares pop culture updates, does Meg’s ongoing rap practice, debates the A-list status of Robin Williams, Serena Williams, and Pharrell Williams, and gives away $275 to cover a school camp cost. Dan also admits he was fined for texting Ash London while stopped at lights. They announce that on Friday every caller who gets on air will win a GTA VI pre-order.

00:25 Hooked Show Recap

05:13 Shoutouts For Crew

07:41 First Call of the day

10:58 Undies Ad Debate

13:09 Meg Rap Practice

16:58 Post Show Romance Talk

20:02 Getting Lucky Tips

26:29 GTA VI Giveaway Reveal

30:28 Hook audience reactions

33:04 Smee Steals The Show

35:36 Hook Musical Recap

39:33 Police Pull Over Karma

43:09 A Lister Williams Debate

51:05 Take The Edge Cash Call

55:15 Hook Highlights And Kiss

01:03:30 Friends To Lovers Calls

01:09:20 Watcha Got

We back! Absolute apologies for Friday's massive audio disaster—turns out we played "Guess the Fart" entirely to ourselves while you heard nothing, which is deeply embarrassing. Today, we are exposing Dan’s secret bad-boy weekend lifestyle, debating who the real office "dead weight" is, and trying to guess each other's weights. It gets chaotic fast.

Clint, Meg and Dan gear up for the sold-out debut of Hooked: The Musical at 7pm, joking about an all-day rehearsal, costumes, and a dreaded on-stage kiss. They recap how Dan’s teenage script was rediscovered and turned into a show, debate Clint’s “funniness” rating, and run Weather Watch plus a theater-themed quiz. Meg’s reluctant freestyle rap returns, Dan shares a wild lads’ weekend, and the team discusses tech mishaps. They audition narrators and pick Richie, then make “Take the Edge Off My Life” calls, gifting cash for a portable dishwasher and a child’s mattress, and give away the final double pass with venue host Sarah.

00:00 Show Day Banter

01:03 Listener Hype Message

01:51 Hooked Musical Recap

05:30 Pre Show Nerves

06:34 How Funny Is Clint

09:52 Weather Watch Calls

13:53 Freestyle Rap Debate

16:37 Meg Tries Freestyle

20:13 Dan Bad Boy Weekend

23:52 Musical Trivia Game

27:07 Take The Edge Off

29:11 Laundry And Tidy Homes

30:52 Close Families Tease

31:08 Poo Knife Banter

31:23 Fake Tan Disaster

16:35 Radar News Roundup

37:09 Breath Hold Record

38:02 Narrator Auditions

40:45 Richie Nails It

27:17 Take The Edge Off

45:36 Show Night Nerves

46:31 Tight Ass Toby Text

50:13 Tech Stitch Ups

55:22 Tapac Theatre Chat

59:01 Last Tickets Giveaway

We didn’t think this episode would devolve into Clint demonstrating a "sneaky" game he plays with his wife, but here we are. Meg is completely traumatized, Dan is stressing over the logistics of a three-way, and a primary school math quiz leaves us all spiraling. You’re not ready for this chaos.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with jokes, Freestyle Friday rapping that goes off the rails, and calls including Russell discussing a complicated relationship. They talk about artists playing new music live, then Naughty 6:40 turns to a study claiming 15% of young adults have had serious relationships with AI chatbots. They give away Take the Edge Off My Life cash, debate Meg’s falling-apart phone, and share listener workarounds for broken items. With Hook the Musical (written by Dan at 15) approaching, Meg’s husband Guy reveals boot-sale-style merch plans. A surprise wheel spin forces Dan to perform a Hook monologue and song live to the office crowd, drawing mixed reactions and listener support.

01:46 Coffee Catch Up

01:50 Kids Texting Crushes

04:23 Terrible Gift Wrapping

05:11 Relationship Status Complicated

09:28 Festival Booing Debate

11:17 Freestyle Friday Returns

15:23 AI Chatbot Relationships

20:15 Hook Musical Rehearsal

21:39 Sport Roundup With Laura

26:27 Meg Refuses New Phone

29:43 Old Woman Lawn Joke

29:56 Broken Stuff Workarounds

34:10 Take The Edge Off

36:30 Hook Musical Merch Hustle

41:22 Surprise Wheel Challenge

46:18 Dan Performs Live

52:56 Listener Reactions Support

We have officially spiraled. In this episode, Dan gets completely called out for a sneaky financial move against his own wife, while Clint considers completely cutting off his charity donations out of pure spite. Plus, we test our sanity with a chaotic impromptu speech generator that results in a massive argument about an imaginary "orphan bus." You are genuinely not ready for how fast this chat falls apart—hit play and join the madness!

Meg and Dan riff on moving to Christchurch as a commune, then try the viral Kiwi snack Perky Nana and argue over a listener-voted top five chocolate bars. Meg attempts an unprepared freestyle rap and the team decides to make it a daily segment, sparking a flood of rap-name texts. With Hook: The Musical four days away, they share rehearsal stress, merch plans and Meg’s awkward attempt to invite Dan’s former drama teacher. They also chat long-distance love, workplace MVPs like Larry the Downing Street cat, a pig predicting World Cup matches, and a “10 but…” dating flaws segment.

00:00 Christchurch Commune Dreams

01:51 Meg Tries Freestyle Rap

05:15 Obama Relationship Talk

06:56 Rap Names

09:07 Boston The Truckie Chat

13:00 Ice Cream Shop Drama

16:59 Hooked Musical Countdown

23:22 Take The Edge Off Cash Call

26:29 Larry Cat Downing Street

31:26 Listener MVP Stories

33:30 Spencer Pig Predictions

38:09 Hook Musical Surprise

00:10 Perky Nana Craze

48:27 Top Five Chocolate Bars

52:01 Top Two Reveal

52:25 Chocolate List Meltdown

52:50 Take The Edge Call

53:57 Winner And Cake Chat

55:53 Witchy Bone Broth

01:03:28 Notable Alumni Grievance

01:05:37 School Reaches Out

01:07:51 Your Biggest Achievement

We are completely spiralling this episode after going head-to-head over our actual reading ages, and it turns out Dan is basically operating with the brain of a 14-year-old boy. He blames his childhood ADHD, but we think he just needs to go back to school. You are not ready for how quickly this studio debate turns into absolute chaos, so come see if you can read better than us!