• I Was Born in the Cutty Sark with Spencer Hall
    Mar 5 2026

    Spencer Hall of Channel 6 joins Drew and Roth to talk college football! But first they have to figure out whether college sports as a whole are poised to go extinct, or if that rhetoric is actually just schools fighting for money. Then, they open up the funbag to answer questions from listeners, like if they could do it all over, where would young them go to school in 2028?

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Weightlifting and warhammer
    • Cigarette voice
    • Sharing an email address with your wife
    • Warren G. Harding
    • Slams on maths
    • Woke Mooch


    Sponsors

    - Blueland, where you can get 15% off your first order


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Digest It As It Comes In with Tom Ley
    Feb 26 2026

    Roth “got stranded by the blizzard,” so Tom Ley, Editor-In-Chief at Defector, is here! Drew and Tom debate whether this was the best winter Olympics in their lifetime, then Tom decides whether each of Adam Silver’s proposed NBA rule changes makes sense or not. Finally, they share what’s upcoming for Defector, and open up the funbag to answer real questions from real listeners.

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Old German castles
    • FBI dweeb
    • Screen time bad?
    • Your signature biathlon


    Sponsors

    - Factor, where you can get 50% off and free breakfast for a year

    - Mint Mobile, where new customers can get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for $15 a month

    - Brooklyn Bedding, where you can get 30% off sitewide


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    53 mins
  • A Good Set of Stones with John Cullen
    Feb 19 2026

    Drew and Roth are joined by comedian, podcaster, and curling professional and expert John Cullen! His new book, Curling Rocks!: Chronicles of the Roaring Game, is out now. They talk all things curling, from Broomgate to Boopgate. Plus: are curling shoes as fun to wear as they look (yes), can John get Drew into nu-metal (no), and Roth shares a giant sandwich from his childhood.

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Unfortunate coffee purchases
    • Running out of rocks
    • Boopgate
    • The Spirit of Curling
    • Breaking a rib while sneezing


    Sponsors

    - Raycon, where you can get 20% off

    - MeUndies, where you can get get up to 20% off your first order, plus free shipping


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • A Well-Rounded Apple Dome with Kathryn Xu
    Feb 12 2026

    Drew and Roth are joined by Kathryn Xu (Defector) to talk dogs! Kathryn covered the Westminster Dog Show, and it was a lovely, fluffy, yappy experience. Did her favorite, Aslan the Pomeranian, come out on top? Then, they talk Figure Skating and Olympic infidelity. Finally, they open the funbag to answer a strong question from a (probably) less-than-sober listener.

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Dogs!
    • Daniel the Golden
    • Aslan the Pomeranian
    • Doggie eugenics
    • Semen marketplace
    • Figure skating in How To Train Your Dragon
    • One jacked arm


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    50 mins
  • A Difference of Degree and in Kind
    Feb 5 2026

    We remember Dan McQuade.

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Lone Wolf McQuade
    • American malls
    • Baywatch
    • Sneakers
    • Knight Rider
    • Being jumbotron-worthy


    Sponsors

    - Blueland, where you can get 15% off your first order


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    51 mins
  • The Italian Word for Waluigi with Rohan Nadkarni
    Jan 29 2026

    Rohan is back! And promising future Italian sandwich talk, because he’s going to Milan to cover the Olympics. Drew and Roth talk with him about his Italian food plans, the situation in Minneapolis, the Dolphins, and the saddest new coaching hire of this cycle. Then, they open up the funbag to answer – are sports broadcasters entitled to any dignity when it comes to brand tie-ins?

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    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • Outeating non-GMO flour
    • It’s-uh-me, Rohan!
    • Minneapolis
    • Belichick not being in the Hall of Fame
    • A nuclear Dolphins take
    • Bob’s Big Boy in a suit
    • Revenge bedtime antics


    Sponsors

    - MeUndies, where you can get up to 50% off


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    1 hr
  • Born Aloft on a Cloud of Dad Energy with Patrick Wyman
    Jan 22 2026

    Drew and Roth are joined by Patrick Wyman, author of the upcoming book Lost Worlds: How Humans Tried, Failed, Succeeded, and Built Our World and creator and host of the new podcast Past Lives! They ask Patrick how our present compares to the past, and why everyone in the White House has terrible form. Then, they pick favorites for the AFC and NFC title games and open up the funbag to answer real questions from real listeners!

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • MAGA dads
    • We’re gooners, too!
    • Stalin a snack..?
    • Deviations from the norm
    • Porn character actors


    Sponsors

    - Raycon, where you can get 20% off sitewide


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    57 mins
  • Nein Mayonnaisen! with Arif Hasan
    Jan 15 2026

    Drew and Roth are joined by Arif Hasan, CEO and Chief Writer of Wide Left, to preview the divisional playoff games! But first, because Arif lives in Minnesota, he shares his experiences on the ground from recent weeks. And of course, they’ll crack open the Funbag to answer real questions from real listeners.

    Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


    Stuff We Talked About

    • ICE slipping on ICE
    • Disbelieving in Bo Nix
    • Christian (Charlie) Kirk
    • The fraudulent Bears
    • Run the ball!!
    • Weird old guys and spoiled dumdums


    Credits

    - Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

    - Producer: Brandon Grugle

    - Editor: Mischa Stanton

    - Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

    - Subscribe to Defector!


    About The Show

    The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    58 mins