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The Variety Show

The Variety Show

By: Studio:Channel84
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🎙️ The Variety Show from Studio:Channel84

🚨 Rude. Fun. Unfiltered. Hosted by Rob & Tom, this chaotic duo dives deep into all things pop culture — from 🎬 movies & 🎧 music to 🎮 gaming, 🍼 parenting, and everything in between.

🕹️ Expect:

🍔 Hilarious taste tests

🧠 Quirky quizzes

🔥 Spirited debates

💥 Nostalgia overload

😵‍💫 Moments that’ll make you ask: “How did we get here?”

📅 New episodes drop every other Monday — perfect for your start-of-the-week scroll.

👀 Formerly known as The Channel 84 Variety Show, it’s still the same madness you love — just leveled up.

✅ Add it to your podcast lineup.

😂 Stay entertained.

🔊 Press play.

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Episodes
  • We Tried Recreating Movie Themes With Melody Pops
    Jul 5 2026

    The Variety Show Podcast returns with one of our most ridiculous episodes yet as Rob and Tom tackle everything from podcast SEO frustrations to Melody Pops musical disasters.

    We kick things off with a rant about another podcast using a confusingly similar name, why discoverability matters, and the realities of building an independent podcast in 2026. Then Tom shares his spoiler-free thoughts on Supergirl, why social media reviews can’t always be trusted, and why sometimes you simply have to make your own mind up.

    The return of Guess The Link puts Rob to the test with five seemingly unrelated questions. Can you work out the connection before he does?

    Next comes one of our favourite listener challenges yet. The Chipmunk and Beaver have challenged us to become Foley artists, recreating everything from a whale underwater and a heartbeat through a stethoscope to train tracks, warp drive and even… a fart in space.

    Then everything descends into complete chaos.

    Armed with classic Chupa Chups Melody Pops, we attempt to recreate famous movie and TV theme tunes using nothing but whistle-shaped lollipops. Expect Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, classic television themes, plenty of laughter, and two grown men questioning every life decision that brought them to this moment.

    Finally, Was It Best Left In The 90s? returns with a battle between Cartoons’ Witch Doctor and Hanson’s MMMBop. Which deserves another chance, and which should stay firmly in the decade that created it?

    If you enjoy comedy podcasts, movie discussions, nostalgic games, quizzes, pop culture debates, ridiculous challenges and two mates making each other laugh, this episode is packed with exactly that.

    #ComedyPodcast #MoviePodcast #GuessTheLink #MelodyPops #90sNostalgia

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Why Is There A Giant Knife In The Daycare?
    Jun 21 2026

    The Variety Show is back and this episode somehow manages to cover football, children’s TV, floppy disks and fake hazelnuts in the same conversation.

    Rob and Tom kick things off by trying to work out why the World Cup feels strangely invisible this year. Where are the flags, the mascots, the wall-to-wall coverage and the endless football hype? Is it just us, or does this tournament feel different?

    Things quickly descend into chaos when a seemingly innocent Peppa Pig football story turns into a full-scale investigation into cheating, questionable refereeing decisions and what exactly we’re teaching children about winning and losing.

    Then it’s time for one of the strangest things we’ve ever reviewed on the show: a classic Tweenies knife safety special. What starts as a well-meaning children’s safety video rapidly becomes a running commentary on daycare procedures, safeguarding concerns and why there appears to be a giant knife sitting in the middle of a nursery kitchen.

    The Snack Sack returns with Aldi Delta Strips, a Hazelnut Twix that raises more questions than answers, and Australian Cadbury Dream white chocolate. Which snack impressed us, which one disappointed us, and why are companies obsessed with putting hazelnut flavour into everything?

    Another round of “Do You Remember?” featuring a nostalgic trip back to the days of neon floppy disks, school computer rooms and transferring files one disk at a time.

    Finally, a return to “Was It Best Left In The 90s?” featuring two very different chart hits battling for survival.

    It’s another completely normal episode of The Variety Show. Which is to say, not normal at all.

    #PeppaPig #Tweenies #WorldCup #SnackSack #90sNostalgia

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • We Have Seen The Chipmunk’s Beaver
    Jun 7 2026

    Tom and Rob are back for Episode 82 and, after the emotional ADHD special, normal service has resumed.

    This week the lads dive headfirst into the wonderful chaos that is Eurovision. Was Sam Ryder robbed? Is the voting system completely broken? Should countries stop awarding points to each other and leave the whole thing to the public? And how did the UK’s entry become annoyingly catchy despite every instinct telling them it shouldn’t?

    They also reveal plans for a very special upcoming Episode 85. A mystery walk around St Albans featuring five locations, five stories and one lie. With contributions from friends of the show including Karen, Adam, Simon, John and Drew Lusion, it’s shaping up to be one of the most ambitious things Studio:Channel84 has attempted.

    The Chipmunk and Beaver return with another round of Badly Described Movies, sending Tom and Rob down increasingly ridiculous rabbit holes as they attempt to identify famous films from clues that are either brilliantly clever or downright cruel.

    Meanwhile, the Snack Sack is packed once again. This episode features a pistachio-filled chocolate bar that feels suspiciously familiar, a cookie dough experiment that raises more questions than answers, and a new flavour of Walkers crisps that sparks an unexpectedly passionate debate about gravy.

    There’s also discussion of TFL strike misery, Christmas decorations appearing far too early, questionable Eurovision ambitions, parenting realities, and a heated edition of Best Left In The 90s as two iconic 90s songs go head-to-head with only one surviving the trip back to the present day.

    As always, expect pop culture, nostalgia, food reviews, terrible opinions, accidental filth, and two middle-aged dads somehow ending up talking about beavers for far longer than anyone intended.

    Find out more about all the shows at https://channel84.co.uk.

    #Eurovision #SnackSack #90sMusic #ComedyPodcast #MovieQuiz

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    1 hr and 7 mins
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