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The Average American with Chip Michaels

The Average American with Chip Michaels

By: Chip
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The Average American with Chip Michaels

The podcast for the man who has it all... or at least has a moderate amount of it and a mortgage he doesn’t fully understand.

Join Chip Michaels as he dives deep into the shallow end of the pool. This isn’t a show about tech titans, Olympic gold medalists, or people who actually enjoy waking up at 4:00 AM to drink kale smoothies. This is a celebration of the extraordinarily ordinary.

What’s on the Menu?

TopicWhat You’ll Actually HearHigh FinanceWhy the "check engine" light is a suggestion, not a law.FitnessThe structural integrity of various reclining chairs.Culinary ArtsCan you air-fry a frozen burrito twice? (Yes).PhilosophyWhy do we keep buying 12mm wrenches when we only need the 10mm?

Why Listen?
  • Zero Inspiration: We promise you won’t leave wanting to "grind" or "hustle." You’ll leave wanting a nap.
  • Relatable Content: Finally, a voice for the guy who still hasn't unsubscribed from that gym he joined in 2019.
  • Expert Guest Stars: (By "experts," we mean Chip’s neighbor, Dave, who once saw a ghost).

"It’s like eavesdropping on a conversation at a hardware store, but without the smell of sawdust and regret." — A guy Chip met at a gas station.

Tune in weekly. Because being "above average" sounds like a lot of paperwork.

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Episodes
  • George Washington was a bullet proof Wizard with a 1st Amendment Crash Coarse.

    George Washington was a bullet proof Wizard with a 1st Amendment Crash Coarse.
    Jun 17 2026

    The Average American Podcast's first episode introduces the American spirit, George Washington's invincibility, the Wizard of Mount Vernon, the Bill of Rights, and concludes with a call to action for using the five freedoms. Chip Michaels, the host, delivers a captivating and informative episode that sets the stage for future explorations of American history and culture.

    Takeaways

    • American spirit and resilience
    • Understanding the Bill of Rights

    Chapters

    • 00:00 Introduction to the Average American Podcast
    • 10:05 The Wizard of Mount Vernon
    • 20:30 Closing Remarks and Call to Action
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    17 mins
  • A stupid theory that came from sitting in a Nazi Prison

    A stupid theory that came from sitting in a Nazi Prison
    May 6 2026

    Bonhoeffer Theory of stupidity in a new light ...guess who the new Nazis are?
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    11 mins
  • Missing Scientist latest "Operation Brain Drain" what AI is telling us about it...

    Missing Scientist latest "Operation Brain Drain" what AI is telling us about it...
    May 6 2026

    What information is tricking down to the average American...I'm just another monkey banging on the keyboard , one of us is going to write the complete works of Shakespeare one day.

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    23 mins
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