This is a removed segment from this weeks LMWN wherein we "go minion meme for minion meme". Enjoy!

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Today we attempt to do a LMWN episode. We recorded this at midnight and we were all tired. Eventually it devolves into "going minion meme for minion meme" however that segment is going to be in a bonus episode releasing at roughly the same time as this one. Enjoy!

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Links/Sources

Diella AI Politician

https://www.politico.eu/article/albania-apppoints-worlds-first-virtual-minister-edi-rama-diella/

K-Pop Defamation Case

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ceq2y91qy88o.amp

The Huron Peak Ice Cream Man

https://weather.com/news/news/2025-09-05-ice-cream-man-colorado-mountain

The Surprise Urinator

https://www.kptv.com/2025/09/17/man-arrested-urinating-inside-theater-during-demon-slayer-movie-police-say/?outputType=amp

The moment has finally come! The finale of the Cryptid Grand Tournament has arrived. Who will win this battle of the best and the brightest? Who will reign supreme?

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Links/Sources

Persepolis Beast Images \/

https://spraguedecampfan.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/sam_8324_delegation_okapi_nilgai-lowres-1.jpg

https://spraguedecampfan.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/sam_8322-delegation-okapi-nilgai-persepolis.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/Nilgai_%28Boselaphus_tragocamelus%29_male.jpg/1920px-Nilgai_%28Boselaphus_tragocamelus%29_male.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Saint-Aignan_%28Loir-et-Cher%29._Okapi.jpg

https://spraguedecampfan.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/thumbnail.png

https://spraguedecampfan.wordpress.com/2024/06/02/the-creature-on-the-persepolis-staircase/

Phantom Kangaroo Video \/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CriuV-yNqv4

Cuchivilu Images \/

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/1/1b/Captura_de_pantalla_2025-02-28_204658.png/revision/latest?cb=20250521031212

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/1/11/Captura_de_pantalla_2025-05-20_232802.png/revision/latest?cb=20250521031641

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/5/55/20_03_18_pag_06-380-595ec4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20250521031922

Du Images \/

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/2/26/Sylviornis.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190627113523

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfciF63KsYinBr14hHdFFjQNZEZK0A_cclRw98vBDW811u8APzg74ISdX6D8-UvITY9bojRlh99RV2WVIrnprOZYSRp-elH-Oj8QH45sQIuAEV9TD2uzN2aicTI8JBiWVaMrMDnwuz0OOD/s1600/Sylviornis+FDC.jpg

Today we pit four cryptids against each other in order to determine which is better, the most based or cooler. 1999 Ohio River Freshwater Octopus photo - https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/b/b3/Ohio_Octopus.png/revision/latest?cb=20240520203431

Today we cover Christina, the couch surfing queen of Sweden! From bizarre political happenings of Europe and Joe Bungus, join us in this little journey.

Fear not! For the joy that is the That's Not In A Textbook podcast is finally here! Today you shall learn about a Cocaine Cat, an Evil Vampire Intern, the Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer, and 96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps. In this episode we are joined by my friends Kaden and Alex; taste the visceral crunchiness and tangible surround sound of their microphones.

Cocaine Cat

Source - https://funnytimes.com/news-of-the-weird-july-august-2025/

Evil Vampire Intern

Source - https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-week-of-august-7-2025/

The Bay Harbor Butt Sniffer

Source - https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-week-of-august-7-2025/

96 Wet Sponge Face Slaps

Source - https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/28/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-wet-sponges/5821756400678/

Join us on this strange journey!