Episodes

  • You Ain’t Even
    Dec 30 2025

    Warning: This song is chock-full of A.I. If you prefer to listen to a 100% genuine A.I. - Free version of this song, check this out instead. (but I think this version really bangs and I hope you give it a chance, too)

    You think you're a saint
    Cause you're not a sinner
    You say you're a hero
    Cause you ain't a villain
    You think the way to be loved
    Is to never be hated
    You say they can't kill or destroy
    What was never created

    You think that you're right
    Cause you avoid being wrong
    You think you're in tune
    Cause you won't sing your song
    And you gotta be happy cause
    You're never crying
    You say you're successful
    Could it be you're not trying

    But I'm here to tell you that
    You ain't even
    Whatever the hell ya
    No doubt believe in
    You can't hide or deny me
    Cause I'll get even

    You can't be something
    If you ain't nothing

    You say you're a winner
    Tell me who have you lost
    You claim to be wealthy
    But never cover the cost
    You got all of the answers that
    You never question
    You got an impeccable taste
    Could it be indigestion

    I'm here to tell you that
    You ain't even
    Whatever the hell ya
    No doubt believe in
    You can't hide or deny me
    Cause I'll get even

    You can't be somethin'
    If you ain't nothin'

    No, you can't be something without me
    Without me
    Even as evil
    As evil as I am
    You, know that you wanna be something
    Don’t you wanna be something, something
    Give me a reason
    To give you a good goddamn

    You're shining your virtue
    While hiding your vice
    Fig leaves after feasting
    Tell me who pays the price
    Your candle of kindness
    Could never burn mean
    But it's casting a shadow on me
    Unseen

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  • May the Music Never End
    Dec 25 2025

    May you feel the joy of Christmas time

    May you know the love of friends

    May the angels sing your song sublime

    May the music never end

    May the last be first on Christmas Day

    May the lost, at last, be found

    May the silent souls with much to say

    Freely make their joyous sound

    Awake the dying ember

    As autumn falls to its surrender

    Sing those songs so we remember

    the miracle arriving each December

    Hail the guiding star that wise men love

    Bring your gifts to share

    Tremble neath the holy host above

    Make the voyage if you dare

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    Less than 1 minute
  • Not Far Enough
    Nov 23 2025
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  • Against the Wind
    Nov 23 2025
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  • prove me wrong
    Sep 25 2025

    You couldn’t give a reason
    Why Eden came to fall
    You said overthrow the Abel
    Forget about Cain’s Flaw
    Now snakes on bellies crawl
    Along the garden wall
    Prove me wrong

    You had to have it your way
    Or there’s no way at all
    Had to have the last word
    Inscribed upon the hull
    But he’s not gone
    Still marching on
    Prove me wrong

    Must feel good to win the fight
    Must feel so damn good to know you’re right
    Must feel like a god to watch him cave
    See so many happy as they dance upon his grave
    They can finally breathe, a cleansing sigh
    But are certain you got the right guy?
    You’ll not exhaust
    The endless cost
    Prove we lost

    How long have you pondered
    The source of your belief
    Is it faith or is it reason
    Or just a message on repeat
    Repeating on and on
    And on and on
    Prove me wrong

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  • You Ain’t Even (scratch)
    Aug 14 2025

    100% certified A.I. Free. But if you want to hear a much better version of this song (in my opinion) that is packed to the gills with A.I. enjoy this other version instead!

    You think you’re a saint
    Cuz you’re not a sinner
    You say you’re a hero
    Cuz you aint a villain
    You think the way to be loved
    Is to never be hated
    You say they can never kill or destroy
    What was never created

    And you think that you’re right
    Cuz you avoid being wrong
    You think you’re in tune
    Cuz you won’t sing your song
    And you gotta be happy
    Cuz you’re never crying
    You seem so successful
    Could it be you’re not trying

    Cuz I’m here to tell ‘ya that you ain’t even
    Whatever the hell ‘ya no doubt believe in
    You can’t hide or deny me cuz I’ll get even
    You can’t be somethin’ if you ain’t nothin’

    You say you’re a winner
    But tell me who have you lost
    You claim to be wealthy
    But never cover the cost
    You got all of the answers
    That you never question
    You got impeccable taste
    Or could it be indigestion

    Yeah I’m here to tell ‘ya that you ain’t even
    Whatever the hell ‘ya no doubt believe in
    You can’t hide or deny me cuz I’ll get even
    You can’t be somethin’ if you ain’t nothin’

    No you can’t be somethin’ without me, without me
    Even as evil, as evil as I am (just about as evil as you could be)
    You know that you wanna be something, dontcha wanna be somethin’
    So give me a reason to give you a good god damn

    You’re shining your virtue
    By hiding your vice
    Fig leaves after feasting
    Tell me who pays the price
    Your candle of kindness
    Could never burn me
    But it’s casting a shadow on me, unseen

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    Less than 1 minute
  • No Greater Love
    Apr 13 2025

    Is it an Easter song? Let’s hope so.

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    3 mins
  • St. Alfonzo’s Revenge (feat. Tory Acquisto on Guitar)
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