Thank you for your interest in Smackie’s Smile Shack®! 😊

This recording has been preserved for training, onboarding, and mandatory morale amplification.

In this tape, a prospective team member answers basic questions about customer service, solo shifts, and condiment organization. What a delight!

Don’t worry - if you’re hearing this, your application is already under review.

Your shift begins soon.

🎂 Uniforms provided. Exit optional.🎙️ Smackie’s Smile Shack: You bring the grin. We’ll bring the heat.

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: info@ghostwolfcreative.com

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS, VALUED TEAM MEMBER! 🎉

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

You’ve been selected by the Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Onboarding Initiative for Permanent Employee Integration™, and we couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome you to your forever family!

In this mandatory Level-1 Welcome Module, you’ll discover how to:

– Embrace your role as a Smackie’s Front-Facing Interpersonal Interface™

– Comply with Smackie’s Smile Shack Eye Contact Protocol (even when there’s no one there)

– Survive your first Training Tape Encounter™ (the host may sound familiar)

– Make every shift feel like your very first - over and over and over again

Remember: You are not alone. You are part of the team now.

And the team is always watching.

Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWCStudios/
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: info@ghostwolfcreative.com

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

Your Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Orientation Experience continues with Level-2 Training: The Fryer Frown Index & Emotional Heat Management!

In this shift, you’ll learn how to:

– Report for duty and enjoy a guided walk to the break room (no unauthorized detours, please)

– Receive crucial instruction from our legacy-encoded VHS module (headaches are normal!)

– Step behind the register and practice real-time customer interface execution

– Observe fryer operations — just don’t get too close to the oil

– Shadow Jericho, your assigned Shift Mentor™ (currently… momentarily unavailable)

Remember: Your uniform is your skin now. Your smile is your shield.

Please remain in position. Help is on the way.

(Help is always on the way.)

Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™

• Created, written, performed, and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWCStudios/
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: info@ghostwolfcreative.com

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for melted name tags, psychological residue, or unexplained fryer proximity incidents.