narrowing down your loadout for the apocalypse is not easy

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Who is the best superhero to actually life swap with? CAREFUL

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We talk about the enhanced games for 7 minutes!

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New episode of seven minutes in Evan with comedian and Hantavirus survivor Daylin Mendoca

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In this solo episode of Seven Minutes in Evan, The Goonies somehow turns into a discussion about rescue dogs, why a man’s garage becomes sacred territory, and how NFTs might’ve been the dumbest collective hallucination on the internet.

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I sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about trying to become a better partner, why musicians are his weakness, and the chaos of balancing comedy, love, and life.

We also get into wild stories—from bull riding arenas in backyards to one of the most unexpectedly emotional dog stories you’ll hear on a comedy podcast. It’s funny, it’s unfiltered, and it somehow turns into a full-on plan to build Dean his own dating show.

If you like stand-up storytelling, real conversations, and slightly unhinged Austin comedy energy… this one’s for you.

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Getting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world.

This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), drift into Disneyland chaos and grown men obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, then somehow land in the weird world of influencer boxing and whether Mike Tyson might accidentally kill someone on a “friendly” card.

From there it gets real: OnlyFans deals, how social media can quietly tank your reach, and why the internet is basically one long Black Mirror episode. Then we close it out debating whether becoming a reindeer furry during the holidays might actually fix society.

If you like stand-up storytelling, chaotic conversations, and real takes from an Austin comedian trying to make sense of the internet… this one’s for you.

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