Episodes

  • 100% Accurate Marine Documentary (Leprechaun 4: In Space)
    Jun 12 2026

    Cooper and Kevin watched Leprechaun 4: In Space! (Tubi) FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! Shout out to Christian Bale and Scorpion vs. Tarantula. No scorpions or tarantulas were harmed in the making of this film (hopefully). They liked it! Cooper's favorite Leprechaun movie yet! What happens when an already silly franchise faces off with marines in outer space? There may be monsters, aliens and fascists? We watch movies so you don't have to!

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    2 hrs and 29 mins
  • Episode 22: Justice for Hannah! (Primate)
    May 14 2026

    Cooper and Kevin watched Primate (Paramount Plus). FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! For a movie about a rabid chimpanzee, it was surprisingly good. We watch movies so you don't have to!

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    2 hrs and 20 mins
  • Episode 21: Meat Cute (Cannibal Mukbang)
    Apr 8 2026

    Cooper and Kevin watch Cannibal Mukbang! (Tubi) FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! Shout out to Chappell Roan and Dexter! We watch movies, so you don't have to.

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    3 hrs and 4 mins
  • Episode 20: Somewhere Between Edamame and Anal Beads (Scared Shitless)
    Mar 11 2026

    Cooper and Kevin watch Scared Shitless (Amazon Prime Video). FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! This one was really fun! Starring that one guy you probably recognize from that thing (Steven Ogg). Shout out to Better Call Saul and any band but Nickelback or Train. For a movie about a toilet monster, there was surprisingly and thankfully very little actual fecal matter involved. We watch movies, so you don't have to.

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Episode 19: Troma Bonding: Notable Girthening, or, The Oft-Predicted Takeover of Our Sasquatch Cousins (The Toxic Avenger 2025)
    Jan 21 2026

    Cooper and Kevin watched the Toxic Avenger (2025) (Hulu) unrated edition. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! Starring Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood, this remake of the most popular cult classic Troma film is its own beast. Shout out to Conformity Gate truthers and those who know what jenkem is. R.I.P. Rob Reiner. We're back after an unintentional hiatus to bring you our series, Troma Bonding, wherein we watch and talk about the insanity that is Troma Films. We watch movies, so you don't have to!

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    3 hrs and 3 mins
  • Episode 18: Anyway, Here's WaterWall (Until Dawn)
    Aug 20 2025

    Cooper and Kevin watch Until Dawn (Netflix). FULL SPOILERS AHEAD! It was certainly a movie. Time was spent. Just play the game. Shout out to Until Dawn (the game), The Dark Pictures Anthology, Happy Death Day, Lindsay Lohan and Reese Witherspoon for some reason. We watch movies, so you don't have to!

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    2 hrs and 44 mins
  • Episode 17: Handyman! Handyman! Handyman! (Idle Hands)
    Jul 23 2025

    Cooper and Kevin watch Idle Hands (Tubi). Devon Sawa! Fred Willard! Seth Green! Jessica Alba! Oh and the dude who played Foggy Nelson in Daredevil! They discuss the fashion and rampant misogyny of the late 90s movies. We watch movies, so you don't have to!

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    1 hr and 59 mins
  • Episode 16: Babes in Zombie Bland (Please Don't Feed the Children)
    Jul 9 2025

    We're back! Cooper and Kevin watch Please Don't Feed the Children! (Tubi) This directorial debut of Destry Allyn Spielberg, yes, that Spielberg, is less than satisfying, but we have fun talking about it! Shout outs to Dante Basco and Giancarlo Esposito...it's not your fault this movie was boring! We watch movies, so you don't have to!

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    1 hr and 36 mins