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Ron Reads Boring Books

Ron Reads Boring Books

By: Ron
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Are you tired? You will be. Because I will read to you a boring book and it will be worse than you doing nothing. This podcast is not intended to entertain you. It is intended to bore you. The length of each podcast will vary so you cannot plan your listening easily. Some reads will be short. Some will be excruciatingly long. There will be no intro or outro music. The only sound is my voice and other random sounds as they happen. I change my voice as I read the dialog. Also, I have a southern accent and do not read well. Thank you for listening.

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  • Lucky Me
    Mar 3 2026

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    A mother chases status, a father drifts on empty prospects, and a boy rides a wooden horse to force luck into a home that keeps asking for more. We read DH Lawrence’s classic and trace how desire, debt, and denial turn winnings into a fatal cost.

    • a house haunted by the need for money
    • Paul’s belief that luck can buy love
    • secret betting with Bassett and Uncle Oscar
    • early wins and the concealed gift to mother
    • debt relief turning into louder appetite
    • the Derby obsession and the fevered ride
    • Malabar’s victory and the tragic outcome
    • the price of status, the silence of love

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    35 mins
  • Pubescent Promises
    Mar 3 2026

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    We follow a boy’s private devotion from a dim Dublin street to the closing lights of a bazaar, tracing how a promise turns wonder into disillusion. The reading brings out the tension between inner vows and everyday delays, and ends with a hard-won flash of self-knowledge.

    • North Richmond Street and the priest’s shadow
    • First sight of Mangan’s sister across the doorway
    • Markets and the chalice of private devotion
    • The promise to bring back a gift
    • Schoolwork and the drag of waiting
    • The uncle’s delay and the missed evening hours
    • The train ride and the thinning spell of Araby
    • The cold stall, clipped voices, and closed lights
    • The final realization of vanity and anger

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    18 mins
  • Heartbeat Of Madness
    Mar 3 2026

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    We read Edgar Allan Poe’s The Tell-Tale Heart and follow a mind that confuses precision for sanity, stalking an old man to silence a single eye. The heartbeat builds from whisper to roar, and we watch control snap into confession.

    • unreliable claims of sanity and sharpened senses
    • fixation on the vulture eye and narrowing of empathy
    • seven nights of ritual and false calm
    • the eighth night, the heartbeat, and the kill
    • dismemberment and concealment under the floor
    • the police visit as performance of control
    • sound as guilt made physical and public confession

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    17 mins
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