Ever seen a job title so whimsical it makes you do a double-take? This week on Roast the Post, Jen and Paul tackle the "Happiness Engineer" role... a position that sounds like it belongs in a corporate parody but packs a punch with its focus on customer experience, technical problem-solving, and even AI fluency. Is this the future of customer support, or just a clever rebrand of a classic role? We dig into the good, the bad, and the what-the-#@*% of a job posting that might just redefine how you think about CX roles. Plus: self-scheduled hours, global salary ranges, and a company that actually wants you to know your rights. Who knew happiness could be so complex?

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here:

https://roastthepost.show/p/happiness-engineer-ctrlaltdelight

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Ever dreamed of being the security mastermind behind a global football tournament? This week, Jen and Paul roast a baffling job ad for a Senior Security Manager role that’s as temporary as a red card. The catch? You’re expected to oversee non-competition venues (think: team hotels, training sites) for a three-week gig... with all the responsibility and none of the clarity. The ad demands a decade of leadership experience, a degree in security or public safety, and the ability to thrive in chaos… but forgets to mention basics like number of locations, team size, staff structure, or even what “non-competition venues” actually entails.

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.show/p/red-card-riot-football-edition

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Ever seen a job ad that feels like it was written by a time traveler? This week on Roast the Post, we dissect a Communications Associate role for a nonprofit preserving Revolutionary War battlefields in the United States... where the biggest twist isn’t the history, but the ban on social media.

That’s right: no tweets, no posts, just… print ads and event logistics? Jen, Paul, and guest roaster Katelyn McArdle from Functional Authority unpack the bizarre contradictions, from the "entrepreneurial" spirit clashing with the "follow-the-rules" vibe to the salary range that’s almost fair (if the role weren’t so confusingly scoped). Is this a hidden gem for history buffs, or a dumpster fire waiting for an unsuspecting comms pro? Tune in to find out.

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.show/p/communications-associate-musket-smoke-on-water

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Ever wondered what it’s like to be the person keeping high rollers happy in the world of monetized gaming? This week, Jen and Paul dive into a Lead VIP Host job ad that’s as bold as it is vague. From the allure of autonomy to the fine print of “unlimited vacation,” they roast the post and ask: Is this the dream gig for a charismatic hustler, or a recipe for burnout? Tune in to find out if this job ad hits the jackpot or folds under pressure.

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.substack.com/p/lead-vip-host-the-whale-who-loved-me

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What does it take to be a full-time golf companion for a jet-setting family? This week, Jen and Paul tee off on a job ad so niche, it makes their previous roasts look like entry-level gigs. Between the 75% travel, the cultural tutoring, and the mystery of who’s footing the bill for rent in Singapore, this role is equal parts dream job and logistical nightmare. Is it a legitimate opportunity or a scam wrapped in a country club membership?

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.substack.com/p/golf-companion-singapore-sling-toronto-swing

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Mission-driven or mission impossible? Jen and Paul dissect a product designer job posting that promises to ‘redefine healthcare’... but leaves out critical details like benefits, reporting structure, and actual responsibilities. The ad hooks you with bold language and a compelling mission, but the fine print reveals a chaotic, high-pressure role with a tiny salary range and a bizarre application process (including a mandatory video pitch).

Is this a dream job for a passionate designer, or a hustle culture trap? Listen as we roast the red flags, question the company’s priorities, and ask: If healthcare is so broken, why isn’t this company fixing its own job ads?

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.substack.com/p/product-designer-worshipping-figma-altar

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This week, Jen and Paul are joined by Chief Absurdist Officer (Kathi Eric Dalguntas) to roast a "Director of Pedagogy, Learning & Instructional Design" job ad that’s equal parts baffling and infuriating. The role demands a unicorn: someone who can develop curriculum, manage projects, support sales, and navigate international cultural sensitivities... all while being paid a salary that’s more laughable than livable. The ad is a Frankenstein of responsibilities, with no clarity on reporting structure, no cultural hooks, and a salary range that’s a slap in the face. Kathi, Jen, and Paul dissect why this role is doomed to fail, why the company’s mission is buried under a mountain of red flags, and what job seekers should really ask if they dare apply.

Full job ad and notes for job-seekers and hiring managers here: https://roastthepost.substack.com/p/director-pedagogy-pedagoogoo-chief-absurdist-officer

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You can check out Kathi's work Hello, Human and NOT RISING here: https://chiefabsurdistofficer.substack.com/