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Park Bench Ontology

Park Bench Ontology

By: Gavin Stephens
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is a low-stakes existential crisis disguised as a comedy podcast for people quietly losing faith in the script of modern life. Each week, comedian and writer Gavin Stephens dissects the absurd machinery of capitalism and culture — from sitcoms to wealth inequality, Baudrillard to people who talk in the movies — exposing the broken myths, invisible rules, and slow-motion collapse we all pretend isn’t happening.


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  • The Real Housewives of the Overlook Hotel
    Feb 2 2026

    What happens when reality TV becomes a haunted house?


    This episode looks at The Shining and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as the same structure repeating itself: endless luxury, frozen time, and personalities trapped inside a building that remembers everything.


    Using Mark Fisher’s hauntology, this episode explores how reality TV functions as a cultural ghost — a looped performance of wealth, identity, and breakdown that can never resolve, only repeat.


    Not horror.

    Not satire.


    A system that won’t stop replaying itself.


    🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


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    🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


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    17 mins
  • State & Revolution at the Dinner Table | Park Bench Ontology S2E3
    Jan 26 2026

    Arguments about communism, socialism, and capitalism rarely fail because people disagree.

    They fail because nobody is using the same definitions.


    This episode looks at how political language turns into dinner-table theater — where words stand in for understanding, and certainty replaces curiosity.


    Not a lesson.

    Not a debate.


    An observation from the bench.🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


    Subscribe and leave a review!




    🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


    Subscribe and leave a review!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    18 mins
  • EPISODE 2 - Enframing & Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
    Jan 19 2026

    Episode 2 of Park Bench Ontology looks at enframing — the idea that modern systems don’t just control what we do, but how the world shows up to us in the first place.


    Using Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, we trace how empathy, humanity, and morality become measurable outputs inside a technological worldview — and what happens when people start treating themselves like machines.


    This isn’t about robots. It’s about work, burnout, identity, and why being human now feels like a performance metric.


    When everything becomes a resource — attention, emotion, relationships — the question isn’t “Are we free?”


    It’s “Free to do what?”


    Park Bench Ontology is a lo-fi philosophy series about ideology, culture, capitalism, and existential drift.


    New episodes weekly.

    🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


    Subscribe and leave a review!




    🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.


    🔗 Follow & Support:

    🌐 Website: http://gavinstephens.ca

    🎧 Podcast: https://pod.link/uncolonized

    📷 Instagram: @countgavin

    🐦 Bluesky: gavinstephens.substack.com

    🎵 TikTok: @ParkBenchOntology

    📼 YouTube: http://youtube.com/@parkbenchontology


    Also, Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation


    Subscribe and leave a review!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    19 mins
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