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PTOLEMY

PTOLEMY

By: Paulie Austin-Teague
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'PTOLEMY'' is the audiobook/podcast version of a twelve-part zine, in diary form. A diary to rival that of Samuel Pepys', or Robert Falcon Scott's, or Richard Hammond's. It's the exciting tale of a talented (well, enthusiastic) writer, who returns to their home town of Ptolemy after a nasty breakup with a fiery Scottish woman called Damson. It's urbane, it's witty, it's absurd (not surreal).


Every issue of the accompanying zine can be downloaded, for free/PWYW, from the Itch page.


Written and read by Paulie Austin-Teague.

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Paulie Austin-Teague
Episodes
  • PTOLEMY II

    PTOLEMY II
    May 31 2026

    It's March, and our humble diarist is loved up to the nines! But all is not well in Ptolemy, and a bitter war for the affections of a beautiful chip-shop girl is about to break out...


    • What's wrong with Mum?
    • Just who is the mysterious owner of the Ptolemy Lyceum?
    • What dangers lurk at the heart of the Safari Park?
    • Can you believe that Silvio Berlusconi and Veronica Lario have split up?!


    Answers to these questions, and more, in 'PTOLEMY II' - The Rise of The Lonely Hearts Club!


    Read the accompanying zine here!

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    50 mins
  • PTOLEMY I

    PTOLEMY I
    Apr 30 2026

    It's February. After a horrendous breakup with a fiery Scottish lassie called Damson, our heartsick diarist is heading home to Ptolemy - a small, backwater town somewhere in the vicinity of Birmingham.


    • Will sour grapes spoil the most romantic month of the year for our scribe?
    • Will a new career in a new (old) town prove fruitful?
    • Will Mum's burgeoning relationship with Darren, the DPD driver, yield fruit?
    • Why does fruit keep popping up, and why does it remind our hero of their lost love? ...


    Find out, in 'PTOLEMY I' - the first exciting episode in a series of twelve*!


    Read the accompanying zine here!

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    34 mins
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