We’re talking about our favorite whittler, he who has perfect aim, Blackbeard's right-hand man — it’s the Black Pete episode!

On the pod this week is….

Gutis (cheesecake3) - who doesn’t brag about things but can actually do them all

Judy (judysoranges)- who didn’t even know piracy was happening?

And I'm Bel (perilousnwicked), a braggart myself, so I relate to Pete.

Fic Recs? Fic Recs!

The Art of Love by InkedArchive - https://archiveofourown.org/works/39441330

Part of Lucius’ sketchbook

Hidden Depths by tardigrape

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38818698

Municipal by mistercrystal

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52767145

Podfic by cheesecake3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62885770

16 - it's the season (merry christmas, everyone) by caladria

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61046929

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Today’s episode of the Our Flag Means Fanfiction podcast is tailor-made for our oppositional defiant fandom friends! It’s the fuck the fandom police episode! We’re talking Fandom Karens (gender neutral), Pearl clutching, Fandom purity policing, gatekeeping, community moderators, fandom “elders” and basically everyone involved in fandom spaces who has an enormous stick of Brazilian Cherrywood inserted firmly up their grass!

Importantly, we’ll be discussing the subtle ways fandom policing manifests — the fandom panopticon effect if you will — and how to push back against it, dismantle it, and call it out so fandom spaces can become the anarcho-communist utopia they were meant to be.

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We hope you still have some leftover festive cheer for today’s episode of Our Flag Means Fanfiction. In the mood for some domestic fluff or a funny meetcute? Whether you’re a gentlebeardie or a rare ship enjoyer, we have you covered.

Today's minisode is hosted by Gutis (AO3 & Spotify: cheesecake3, @mystictrashmoon everywhere else) who shares three podfics bursting with winter coziness.

Fics in this episode:

Melinda reads “merry christmas, darling” by ohjustpeachy. Music featured is her own performance of the carol God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen https://archiveofourown.org/works/43794781

Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76777476

Gutis reads “Merry F-ing Christmas to Doug!” by LyraTalise. Music featured is Cozy Christmas Eve by onoychenko https://archiveofourown.org/works/61363894

Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68175871

Judy reads the latest chapter of her WIP longfic “Slower and Gentler, Wiser, Free” Chapter 26: The Shore Holiday. This one gets spicy! https://archiveofourown.org/works/62060278/chapters/199696341

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