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Only If You Can Keep Up

Only If You Can Keep Up

By: Ash & Lynn
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Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!

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Hygiene & Healthy Living Psychology Psychology & Mental Health True Crime
Episodes
  • Episode #136- Strange Jobs
    Jan 29 2026

    In this episode, we dive into the strangest jobs you probably never considered but are very glad someone is doing. From crime scene cleanup and the scientists who read insects like a timeline after death, to the less grim but equally unexpected worlds of porta-potty cleaning and professional cuddling, dog food testers and so many more. It’s part fascinating, part uncomfortable, and occasionally hilarious as we realize just how wide the definition of “normal workday” really is.

    If you’ve ever complained about your job, this episode might make you rethink everything… or at least be grateful you’re not elbow-deep in someone else’s mess.

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    41 mins
  • Episode # 135- Places Humans Cant Live
    Jan 22 2026

    Some places on Earth aren’t just hard to live in… they’re off-limits. In this episode, we explore locations humans aren’t meant to settle, survive, or sometimes even visit. From an island so packed with venomous snakes it looks like the ground is moving, to a tribe that has made it very clear they want no contact, to abandoned islands shaped by disease, death, and dark history. We talk about why people can’t live there, what happened to the ones who tried, and the unsettling reasons these places remain untouched, forbidden, or frozen in time. Some are protected. Some are dangerous. Some just feel… wrong.

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    If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show!

    If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com

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    @onlyifyoucankeepup

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    41 mins
  • Episode #134- Porch Talk NUMBER 26
    Jan 15 2026

    Buckle up for another porch talk. In this awesome episode we talk about therapy, gentle parenting, a little childhood nostalgia and so many more random things that just pop up! Tune in... only if you can keep up

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    If you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show!

    If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.com

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    @onlyifyoucankeepup

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    49 mins
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