Episodes

  • Episode 142: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    May 2 2024

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    Don't panic! The OGs (and one young guy - Dan Schwartz) fulfill a promise made years ago when they realized they didn't do this topic for episode 42. They dive into the multimedia cult phenomenon from the late, great Douglas Adams. Also mystery bone broth, cicada pee, at bears, dirt water, the Bible should lighten up, and our new "guy in the booth", David. Pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster, the effects of which are like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, and enjoy! Don't forget your towel.

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  • Episode 141: Animal Stories
    Feb 29 2024

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    For a brief, shining moment in the late 70's and early 80's, in Chicago, two guys made most everyone chuckle. WLS DJs Larry Lujack and Tommy Edwards would present about 10 minutes of weird, funny stories (mostly) about animals every weekday on the airwaves. It's what podcasting was back then The OGs were in that sweet spot where they were able to enjoy the show at its peak. In this episode they think back fondly and then completely rip off the format.

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    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)

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  • Episode 140: Surfing the Chaos (part 2)
    Dec 28 2023

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    The end (of 2023) is just hours away now! Picking up where we left off last week, The Old Guys sing the year to its rest. In this episode: Eric stabs Shawn with A.I. , Fake KISS, Eric buffers, aggressive outbursts keep us sane, emails from the dead, Twinkies by your... WHAT?! Happy New Year, friends!

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    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)
    Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com


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  • Episode 139: Surfing the Chaos (Part 1)
    Dec 22 2023

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    The end (of 2023) is nigh! It's been a mixed bag of a year for the OGs. From absent friends to cars crashing into houses, the Guys look back on the year, just happy to have survived. Combo platter, Canadian animation, negativity, lightsaber inconsistency, 50% with Marvel, and a wheelchair-accessible TARDIS are all on deck in the first half of this discussion!

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    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)
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  • Episode 138: Willem Dafoe & David Warner
    Nov 2 2023

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    This time around the OGs are chatting about two actors who never disappoint; Willem Dafoe (Platoon, Spider-Man, Last Temptation of Christ, Boondock Saints) and David Warner (The Omen, Time Bandits, Tron, Twin Peaks). Also, they create the ultimate Wonka horror movie and recreate Hugh Grant's front seat "encounter" from the 90s.

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    Find Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_Gallery
    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)
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  • Episode 137: Loose Lips
    Sep 28 2023

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    The sink ships we hear, but the OGs can't stop their lips from flappin'. They chat about lots of things. A gorge of mayonnaise. Don't take the name of Goofy in vain. The Whackadoo political party could unite the country. Did THE X-FILES help poison the well? This one drills down into the dark.

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    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)
    Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com


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  • Episode 136: Cool Buildings
    Aug 31 2023

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    Buildings are all around us... no, literally, as I am writing this. There's one right there. A couple next door and a ton THAT way. The Old Guys like it when they're cool! Whether they look like they're melting, were built out of spite, or torture the mentally ill, the OGs are all about them. Also, decades of Panda misinformation are finally cleared up. Alfred E. Newman is HOW old? Tall or sprawl? Finally, who was the Flash Gordon of American Architecture?

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    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)
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  • Episode 135: Michael J. Fox
    Jun 22 2023

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    This is heavy! The OGs pay tribute to a legendary Gen X talent that shaped our lives, Michael J. Fox. From his days as Alex P. Keaton to the recent documentary STILL, the OGs can't contain their 1.21 Jigawatts of love. Also, this history of Garage Sales. Muppets be trippin'. Phoebe Cates and all her dead chimney relatives. Psycho killer... kiss kissay. When this ep hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious ****

    All things OLD GUYS: https://linktr.ee/ogwlt

    Join the conversation (and see our artifact album) on our Facebook: facebook.com/oldguyswholovethings and talk to us via email: oldguyswholovethings@gmail.com

    Find Shawn online: https://linktr.ee/Grue_Gallery

    Find Eric online: https://beacons.page/ericpschwartz (all music by Eric)

    Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

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