Episodes

  • A message from us to you: See you next year, we love you x

    A message from us to you: See you next year, we love you x
    Dec 2 2025
    We love the pod, we love you guys!! We'll see you next year x

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    2 mins
  • "The whole world is masc4masc" S3 EP5

    "The whole world is masc4masc" S3 EP5
    Nov 18 2025
    It’s time to talk about the lesbian renaissance (or lack thereof) - sandwiched between milking one of us like a cow, the gym being a hotbed for dykes, a future alien race, retinol, lube, conflict avoidance, drama, and the floor as a concept. Don’t say we don’t provide all a girl could ever need. Clit screen sees us eating up 2025’s The Wedding Banquet and don’t tell, but someone has a crush on us…

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • "I’M ENGAGED!" S3 EP4

    "I’M ENGAGED!" S3 EP4
    Nov 11 2025
    Big gay news! And despite what you might expect, neurodivergence is playing the leading role. The judge is turning into a series regular and someone puts their thumb in Anna’s mouth (in public). Clit screen this week has your hosts divided - it’s time to watch AWOL. Now settle in; your fave black cat and labrador couple have something exciting to tell you…

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    59 mins
  • “As a squirrel I do not stand for colourism” S3 EP3

    “As a squirrel I do not stand for colourism” S3 EP3
    Nov 4 2025
    Calling all the dykes across the world! From discovering little lesbian nan to ending their exes, Anna is teaching people how to treat them. The Vegan receives the ultimate display of devotion in front of Megs, who’s out here getting kicked for the pod. We offer our most unhinged advice yet, and tackle the big questions: Is the trad life coming for us all? Should shared ancestry bring lovers closer? Is Scandinavia a country?? Get ready to fall for a baddie, Clit Screen this week is the one and only: D.E.B.S.

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    51 mins
  • "My second boyfriend, RIP (he's alive)" S3 EP2

    "My second boyfriend, RIP (he's alive)" S3 EP2
    Oct 28 2025
    When does a sexy age gap turn into intergenerational care? Megs thinks ‘heteroflexible’ has got some explaining to do, while our Clit Screen ‘Show Me Love’ has Anna reminiscing about Sweden in the noughties. Come backstage and listen to the true story of Traitors in real life, introducing a new character: the home wrecker. As for the TV show, we’d kill for Cat Burns.

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    1 hr
  • "We're so motherf*cking back" S3 EP1

    "We're so motherf*cking back" S3 EP1
    Oct 21 2025
    Normalise goth being a gender! We’ve got a LOT to catch up on - Anna reveals their performative butch gossip and compares their love life to a house squat, while Megs is throwing sandwiches and blushing for Mae Martin. We open up about polyamory vs friendship, OCD awareness, and unzipping our flies for this weeks Clit Screen: Blue Jean. Grab a pint of squash and let’s get into it!

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    53 mins
  • “Where’s the mistletoe?” CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

    “Where’s the mistletoe?” CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
    Dec 24 2024

    Calling all filthy animals, come to ours for Christmas! You didn’t think we’d leave you standing out there in the cold did you? We’re carolling about Christmas with our exes, dressing up as Santa, and ordering panic gifts through food delivery apps. Megs almost reenacts the Love Actually airport scene and Anna is building their life out of gingerbread. Thanks for a beautiful 2024 - we love ya!


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    1 hr and 1 min
  • “Kaos fucking reigns, man”S2 EP12

    “Kaos fucking reigns, man”S2 EP12
    Nov 26 2024

    Kaos star Misia Butler is bringing his husky tones and tree adoration to the studio. We get the download on auditioning and filming, awards season, and hiking instead of drinking. Megs is dropping the D-word and Anna is giving goth at a Shrek rave. It’s our Season 2 FINALE - if you don’t have a crush, what are you even doing?!


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    1 hr and 8 mins