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Nobody Wants To Listen To This

Nobody Wants To Listen To This

By: Tilly and Abey
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Welcome to Nobody Wants to Listen to This, the podcast that nobody asked for. We’re Tilly and Abey- a wife and husband working for the NHS and parents to a very energetic toddler who has no respect for sleep schedules, personal space or gravity. We both work, we are permanently tired and honestly we are just here to talk about whatever comes to mind: life, relationships, ridiculous thoughts, and the everyday madness of raising a tiny human. We’re not podcasting pros - but we are experts in oversharing. If you want something relatable, unfiltered and hopefully hilarious, this is the place.Tilly and Abey
Episodes
  • Skids and Icks: Love Isn’t Always Clean
    Jan 30 2026

    A brutally honest (and slightly chaotic) episode where we compare who we thought we’d be as parents vs who we actually are now. From the pre-baby promises — “our child will never have screen time” and “we’ll always be organised” — to the reality of snacks for dinner and negotiating with a toddler like a hostage situation.


    We also dive into our latest relationship icks, the tiny habits that somehow become huge annoyances, and share one of those heart-stopping parenting moments that every mum and dad dreads — the unexpected tumble that leaves you shaken but grateful they’re tougher than you think.


    Funny, relatable, and reassuring for any parent who’s realised perfection went out the window somewhere between nappies and no sleep.

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    28 mins
  • Who among us will survive a zombie apocalypse?!
    Jan 23 2026

    Everyone tells you parenting is the best thing you’ll ever do.

    They don’t always mention the sleep deprivation, the Googling at 3am, or the random guilt for no clear reason.


    In this episode, we break down the highs and lows of parenting — the joy, the chaos, and the moments that make you think “surely this isn’t just us?”


    Then, because we like peace and harmony, we end with a Who’s More Likely segment that turns into playful arguments, defensive behaviour, and accidental honesty.

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    31 mins
  • What India Was Really Like for Me (and What England Is Like for Him)
    Jan 16 2026

    We’re unpacking our trip to India and getting real about cultural differences. Chantelle shares what it’s like experiencing India as someone from the UK, while Abey opens up about immigrating to England and adapting to life here. A relaxed, honest chat about family, culture, and how different places shape who we are.

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    32 mins
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