What if One Hour Photo wasn’t a psychological thriller… but a supernatural British comedy about a man who finds a Polaroid camera that can see exactly sixty minutes into the future?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club – a comedy film podcast and movie rewrite podcast – Rob rewrites One Hour Photo without ever watching it. Using only the title and a few scattered clues, he creates a Simon Pegg-style comedy about gambling, temptation, second chances, and one deeply suspicious instant camera.

With Nick Frost as a watchful pub landlord, Jessica Hynes as the girlfriend rapidly losing patience, and a dog called Jake caught in the emotional fallout, Rob’s version turns One Hour Photo into a comedy about what happens when a lazy man is given just enough supernatural power to ruin his own life.

Expect:

• Simon Pegg with a magical Polaroid camera and very poor impulse control
• Pub quizzes, horse racing, pork scratchings and increasingly reckless bets
• Nick Frost as a suspicious landlord quietly collecting photographic evidence
• A girlfriend who thinks the camera is less worrying than the man using it
• A lottery jackpot, a ripped-up ticket, and the most avoidable £20 million mistake imaginable
• A supernatural comedy where the future develops fast, but common sense does not

After the rewrite is locked in, Kev scores the film for coherence, entertainment, and originality, feeding into the show’s live leaderboard.

If you enjoy movie podcasts, comedy podcasts, British comedy, Simon Pegg-style films, supernatural premises, time travel-adjacent nonsense, pub quiz chaos, gambling disasters, relationship arguments, and completely ridiculous film rewrites, this episode delivers a very different take on One Hour Photo.

Has Rob created a clever comedy about fate, greed, and appreciating what you already have… or just invented a Polaroid-powered betting scam with a Cornetto in the background?

Get in touch

Got a film we have to re-write? Think we’ve completely lost the plot?

🎬 Film suggestions & score debates → kev@nocontextcinemaclub.com

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🍿 Feedback & episode questions → show@nocontextcinemaclub.com

What if The Wicker Man wasn’t about a remote island cult… but the accidental birth of a terrifying local legend?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club - a comedy film podcast and movie rewrite podcast – Rob rewrites The Wicker Man without watching it. Using only the title, a few clues, and a worrying confidence in Roman-era tourism, he creates a folk-horror origin story about greed, lies, fear, and what happens when a fake myth becomes dangerously real.

Set in Roman Britain, the story begins in a struggling village where trade has collapsed after a new Roman road diverts travellers away. Desperate to save their inn, market stalls and livelihoods, the villagers invent a frightening woodland legend: The Wicker Man.

Expect:

• Roman Britain with deeply questionable historical accuracy
• A fake folk legend invented for tourism
• David Tennant as a tragic woodland outcast
• Animal masks, wicker figures and suspiciously organised local festivals
• Kev losing patience with Rob’s understanding of history
• A horror story about how legends are born, twisted and weaponised

After the rewrite is locked in, Kev scores the film for coherence, entertainment and originality, feeding into the show’s live leaderboard.

If you enjoy movie podcasts, folk horror, The Wicker Man, comedy rewrites, made-up movie plots, historical horror, pagan weirdness, British folklore, and completely ridiculous film pitches, this episode asks one simple question:

Did Rob create a clever myth-making horror story… or just invent TripAdvisor for Roman Britain?

Get in touch

Got a film we have to re-write? Think we’ve completely lost the plot?

🎬 Film suggestions & score debates → kev@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🎟️ Quizzes & made-up movie rights → rob@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🍿 Feedback & episode questions → show@nocontextcinemaclub.com

What if Limitless wasn’t about a miracle drug… but a digital conspiracy thriller where a single line of code can rewrite reality itself?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club – a comedy film podcast and movie rewrite podcast – Rob rewrites Limitless without ever watching it. Using only the title and a few assumptions, he creates a tense techno-thriller about power, guilt, corruption, and the terrifying consequences of being able to change any number in the world.

Set several years after the events of Training Day (see Ep. 6), the story follows Noah Way, a brilliant but obsessive hacker played by Rami Malek, who becomes convinced that Ava’s reality-altering programme was never truly destroyed.

After tracking suspicious financial anomalies across the globe, Noah follows a trail to Monaco and confronts Don Duit, the former owner of a mysterious fortune and the last known person connected to the system. Days later, Noah finds himself framed for murder and forced into hiding.

At the same time, Ava is unexpectedly released from prison after discovering that someone has secretly altered her sentence.

Together, Ava and Noah begin investigating a growing pattern of impossible events, uncovering evidence that someone has regained control of the programme capable of changing any digital number — from stock prices and prison records to medical data, surveillance footage and criminal evidence.

As the conspiracy grows deeper, Ava is forced to confront the one thing she sacrificed everything to destroy.

This sci-fi thriller blends cybercrime, government cover-ups, digital paranoia, murder mysteries and ethical dilemmas as the characters race to uncover who controls the system before reality itself becomes impossible to trust.

Expect:

• Rami Malek covering his apartment walls with conspiracy theories
• Jenna Ortega discovering her prison sentence has mysteriously changed
• Jesse Eisenberg hiding on a yacht called Didi
• Digital evidence that can be rewritten with a keystroke
• Murder investigations where the facts refuse to stay factual
• The return of the most dangerous computer programme ever created

After the rewrite is locked in, Kev scores the film for coherence, entertainment, and originality, feeding into the show's live leaderboard.

If you enjoy movie podcasts, conspiracy thrillers, hacker stories, Black Mirror-style technology, cybercrime dramas, digital mysteries, moral dilemmas, and completely ridiculous film rewrites, this episode explores what happens when the power to alter reality falls into the wrong hands.

Has Rob created a smart sequel about truth, corruption and technology… or simply given a paranoid hacker the most dangerous spreadsheet in human history?

Get in touch

Got a film we have to re-write? Think we’ve completely lost the plot?

🎬 Film suggestions & score debates → kev@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🎟️ Quizzes & made-up movie rights → rob@nocontextcinemaclub.com

🍿 Feedback & episode questions → show@nocontextcinemaclub.com