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Need Not Apply

Need Not Apply

By: Gina and Gary Cavallo
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Need Not Apply is a podcast where we read your real life work stories and react with levity and advice from our personal experience in the work world. Submit your stories to Neednotapplypod@gmail.comGina and Gary Cavallo
Episodes
  • Episode 78 - Server’s Gotta Eat
    Jun 24 2026

    Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news that somehow keeps getting weirder. This week’s episode features a server getting judged for sitting down to eat during an 11-hour double, a bartender story with one of the best crowd-assisted kickouts ever, and a news segment that digs into AI distrust, old-school tech panic, an ancient Roman curse tablet, and the rising problem of gambling addiction through prediction markets. It’s workplace frustration, internet absurdity, and a few surprisingly thoughtful conversations all in one episode.




    📚 Stories in This Episode

    • A rude customer thinks an employee should never take a break while working.

    • A bartender gets the ultimate assist from the crowd when kicking out a bad guest.

    📰 News Stories Discussed

    • A Boy and His Chicken
    • A poll shows Americans increasingly distrust AI even as daily use keeps rising.

    • An ancient Roman curse tablet in the Netherlands reveals rare Egyptian magic written in Greek.

    • Prediction markets are exploding in the US, raising alarms about gambling addiction.


    📬 Submit Your Work Horror Stories
    Have a workplace nightmare, customer meltdown, or retail story we need to hear?
    Send it to: ✉️ neednotapplypod@gmail.com
    Your story might be featured in a future episode of Need Not Apply.🔗 Follow the Podcast
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    “We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
    “Don’t forget to punch out.”


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    1 hr
  • Episode 77 - Spider Balls and Rickrolls
    Jun 17 2026

    Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news that somehow keeps getting weirder. This week’s episode features an Australian workday from hell involving a huntsman spider, a citywide promotional flyer campaign that accidentally Rickrolled the public, and a deep dive into the growing backlash against AI billionaires, data centers, and the people funding all of it. Along the way, there’s also a reminder that terms of service might be hiding more than you think, and that sunscreen, birds, and robots all somehow end up connected in the modern chaos machine.


    📚 Stories in This Episode

    • An Australian office worker has a huntsman spider jump onto him while he is on the toilet.

    • A government communications worker accidentally Rickrolls eight cities with a flyer campaign.

    📰 News Stories Discussed

    • Pokémon Go player data and real-world scans may have fed into navigation systems for drones and delivery robots.

    • The FDA approves a new sunscreen ingredient for the first time in more than 25 years.

    • A former Andreessen Horowitz partner warns that AI backers are spending huge sums to influence policy.

    📬 Submit Your Work Horror Stories
    Have a workplace nightmare, customer meltdown, or retail story we need to hear?
    Send it to: ✉️ neednotapplypod@gmail.com
    Your story might be featured in a future episode of Need Not Apply.🔗 Follow the Podcast
    Instagram & TikTok: @NeedNotApplyPod
    YouTube: Need Not Apply Podcast⭐ If you enjoy the show, please leave us a rating and review. It helps more people find the podcast.
    “We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
    “Don’t forget to punch out.”

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    42 mins
  • Episode 76 - Snitch Perfect
    Jun 10 2026

    Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news that somehow keeps getting weirder. This week’s episode features a bear causing havoc in Japan, a sneaky office coworker who thinks everyone else’s desk is her personal investigation zone, and a horrifying look at how AI data centers are guzzling water in drought-stricken places. Along the way, we also get updates on Punch the Monkey, bird conservation wins, and a very honest discussion about how modern life has turned every quiet moment into a scrolling session.


    📚 Stories in This Episode

    • A coworker reports someone’s Facebook post to HR over petty office drama.

    • An office snoop goes digging through drawers and gets trapped by fake documents.

    📰 News Stories Discussed

    • Extremely intelligent bear attacks 4, escapes factory through locked window in Japan
    • Punch the Monkey gets a major air conditioning update.
    • Why modern life feels so exhausting even when you are not technically overworked.

    • Eight crested ibises are released in Japan after decades of recovery work.

    • A Guam kingfisher hatches at the National Aviary in another conservation win.

    • Most new U.S. AI data centers are being built in drought-stricken areas, creating serious water concerns.

    📬Submit Your Work Horror Stories

    Have a workplace nightmare, customer meltdown, or retail story we need to hear?
    Send it to: ✉️ neednotapplypod@gmail.com
    Your story might be featured in a future episode of Need Not Apply.


    🔗Follow the Podcast

    Instagram & TikTok: @NeedNotApplyPod
    YouTube: Need Not Apply Podcast⭐ If you enjoy the show, please leave us a rating and review. It helps more people find the podcast.


    “We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
    “Don’t forget to punch out.”

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    47 mins
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