It's a bad situation. Trash. What do you do when life gives you nothing but a steaming pile of hot garbage? Tear open the bag and salvage what you can!

Featuring a new original song by Billy Lager, live at the LOOSE NOOSE!

A fire rages out of control at Elder Estates Senior Living facility and Dr. Dogooder is here to save the day! Al Dunsworth reports with NSFR news.

Every day gets its day. And when you have a day of any kind, you can bet there are some hungover radio DJs out in your community trying to pretend they're good (and sober) people that care. Once in a while, they pick up some trash or go for a walk. But they're dangerous... you've been warned.

Starring Biff, The Juice, Midday Mel, and program director Mark.

What's the difference between a huge pile of trash and a theme park? Marketing! ...and an admission fee.

Starring Midday Mel, the latest breaking news from Al Dunsworth, and an official comment from Mayor Hubert.

Don't get down on yourself. No one is perfect. Everyone's got problems. As long as you've got a piss jug, you're doing all right.

Nothing can paint a picture in your mind like the radio. Whether it's bringing a great story to life or being on the scene wherever "it" was happening, radio was there to bring you in, to give you a sense of the scene.

Do you want to get ahead? Do you want independent wealth? Do you want to be a SUCCESS?!

Just say yes, and it will all be yours!

Anything is possible. It's one of radio's core values. Using this magic power of positivity, we can achieve the impossible! Like making pickles sexy... If this doesn't turn you on, you're a Gherkin.

***This week's sponsor is Pickle This, Pickle That! We Sell Ferrets in the back!