Harmony and Haley bring you the only news that actually matters: meth-smoking raccoons, shrimp conspiracies, plane chaos, and a Coke tattoo that deserves public shame. This is your biweekly dive into the wonderfully weird world we live in.

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• https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/13/europe/carlo-acutis-canonization-date-announced-intl-scli?Date=20250613&Profile=CNN,CNN+International&utm_content=1749809470&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwK5LLtjbGNrArkstWV4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEej_jtmPmijMWI7qwog7e68P7XauGsZIiGxWHVVFaJ0wqj1TOevITW5JK9wJU_aem_Y_3MtKBvVppNE3JVh1hPRg

• https://medium.com/@hrnews1/blackrock-is-suing-unitedhealth-for-giving-too-much-care-to-patients-after-the-ceo-was-murdered-4af185038a62

• https://aviationa2z.com/index.php/2025/06/06/american-airlines-pilot-flies-wrong-787-to-italy/#google_vignette

• https://www.ladbible.com/news/animals/jonathan-marlowe-hammerhead-shark-disc-golf-340558-20250605

• https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/detroit-woman-booted-from-zoom-court-hearing-after-making-pbj-during-call

• https://en.hespress.com/113493-belgian-court-acquits-moroccan-man-of-rape-after-woman-files-complaint-over-tinder-deception-as-muscular-italian.html

• https://abcnews4.com/news/local/crustacean-controversy-shrimpers-sue-restaurants-allegedly-serving-fraudulent-shrimp-wciv-abc-news-4-local-catch-shrimping-business-mount-pleasant-charleston-south-carolina-fresh-seafood-lowcountry-boil

• https://www.kbtx.com/2025/06/10/doordash-driver-gets-lost-making-delivery-drives-onto-tarmac-chicago-ohare-international-airport/#

• https://wchstv.com/news/local/kentucky-man-cowboy-cody-accused-unleashing-raccoon-in-bar-crime-criminal-activity-cincinnati-trespassing-resisting-arrest-failure-maintain-required-insurance-calloway-county-jail-animal-bites-dangerous-behavior-wow

• https://people.com/plane-passengers-stuck-32-hour-flight-ended-back-where-it-started-11752330

• https://www.ktvu.com/news/sfo-british-airways-flight-attendant-found-dancing-naked-bathroom#

• https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/world/europe/tourists-damage-van-gogh-chair-italy-museum.html

• https://apnews.com/article/excavator-chase-police-south-carolina-3469bc3b2c51a551015e8730679c93bf#