If you were wondering why it took us so long to release something new, this episode might help explain. We spent some time trying to find our footing again, but we couldn’t resist showing off a false start along the way.

It's been a while but we just couldn't let Pride month pass without Looking Good for the Boys at least once! Andy and Philip cool off from the June heat with a double feature of off-season seaside cosmic folk horror (but make it gay)! It's a coast-to-coast cavalcade of couples counseling, cuckolding cultists, and queer commentary as we cover Cthulhu (2007) and Saint Drogo (2023).

Happy Holidays! Andy and Philip are celebrating by heading to the Vertical Stack to be visited by a trio of Lady Krampuses (Krampi?). Journey with us from England to Austria for some awkward family gatherings, ghosts from the past, and supernatural holiday entities to find out who’s been nice and who’s been naughty in Mother Krampus (2017), Granny Krampus (2024), and Sister Krampus (2022).

Andy and Philip conclude our holiday family therapy season with our biggest and bleakest challenge yet by helping the Enck family navigate a post-apocalyptic wasteland while still trying to provide a positive Christmas experience for their son. So, snuggle up with your dirty blankets, grab a can of beans from your dwindling provisions, and get cozy in your bunkers for I’m Dreaming of a White Doomsday (2017).

Andy and Philip’s Holiday Family Therapy Tour continues as we follow the Creed family from Chicago to Maine, where we try to convince them to have some difficult conversations around grief and loss, instead of avoiding it by bringing their loved ones back from the dead. Because sometimes, dead is better.

We survived Turkey Day, but the holidays aren’t behind us yet, so we’re taking our annual tradition of family therapy on the road from gloomy Amityville to sunny SoCal to counsel the (not-so-sunny) Leacock family and their newest addition to the family: A Cursed (read also: Traumatized) Lamp who just needs help shining their light a little brighter.

It may not be October anymore, but that doesn’t mean Andy and Philip are done dishing about the hottest (and not-est) segments in the V/H/S franchise. There are still plenty of Top Drawers to hit rewind on, J. Doe’s to push fast forward to, and Closed Caskets to tape over.

Andy and Philip celebrate spooky season by gossiping about how hot (or not) the segments in the V/H/S franchise are. In the spirit of Halloween, let’s close some caskets, label some J. Doe’s, and slide into those top drawers.