Episodes

  • Running Nutrition
    Jun 29 2026

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    This week the guys become elite athletes, trying out sports nutrition. Johnny runs a lot and eats this kind of thing. Pete raises his eyebrows. Seriously though have you guessed who I am yet?? They won't let me leave the podcast studio.

    Other topics include: running with a BM, stink bug vomit, adderall, more found bug parts.

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

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    24 mins
  • Fruit Leather
    Jun 22 2026

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    This week the guys try ALL the fruit snacks they can find. Results: mixed. Johnny thinks maybe fruit leather is mushed up rotten fruit. There's a lot of Target talk. Do you like Target? I do.

    Other topics include: the delayed gratification fallacy, what is a Spindrift, the pleasure (and lack thereof), of eating food.

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    27 mins
  • Jersey South Bagels
    Jun 15 2026

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    This week the guys try the newest Asheville bagel joint- Jersey South Bagels! Does this everything bagel top the leaderboards? The answer might surprise you. I know it surprised me. Do you even know who I am? DOES ANYONE READ THESE?!

    Other topics include: spit, turtles vs. squirrels, Johnny's corpse display, Pete gets one through.


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    As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    29 mins
  • Georgia Jam
    Jun 8 2026

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    This week the guys explore a southern classic sent in by listener Kylie from Georgia (maybe?): Pepper Jelly and Cream Cheese on a Ritz. Is this crazy? Are they crazy? They say "jelly" a lot. Also Pete shares with Johnny childhood Pete's after school smorgasbord.

    Other topics include: Daddy's got a brand new snack, famous(ish) people, tastebuds, shorts.

    Support the show

    As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    32 mins
  • Cream Cheese
    Jun 1 2026

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    Season 3 premier!

    Pete recaps the Great Vanilla Challenge, and his newfound respect for the Tillamook brand. The boys go head to head with a cream cheese blind taste test between Tillamook cream cheese, and the reigning champ Philadelphia cream cheese. You know who wins.

    Other topics include: Kolaches, Pete losing his New Jerseyness, Johnny's abs, a pretty good joke.

    Support the show

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    Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    27 mins
  • Season 3! Again!
    May 5 2026

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    We be snackin

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    1 min
  • Introducing: Mountain Holler!
    Apr 27 2025

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    The guys have been busy since last season. Here is an episode of Mountain Holler, the newest podcast from the wild mind of Drew Muow. The pod features Drew Muow, Eric Robbins, Aiden Todd and yours truly as anthropomorphic animal podcasters. It’s an improvisational comedy podcast! Get it!


    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mountain-holler/id1799354103

    Support the show

    As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com

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    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    35 mins
  • M(ight) R(egret) E(ating)
    Nov 11 2024

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    Hurricane Helene update!!

    The guys leave their bunkers and dust off the recording equipment for a special bonus episode. MREs, or Meals Ready to Eat are on the snacking menu- will they taste like food? Will they scald the guys into urgent care? WILL THEY HAVE JELLY?! Find out now!

    Other topics include- storm chat, patriotism, an episode-long love affair for Pete, ending in rejection (I'm looking at you Vegetable Sausage)

    Support the show

    As always you can email us at Johnnysgotsnacks@gmail.com

    Consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/johnnysgotsnacks

    @Johnnysgotsnacks on instagram

    Theme music "More Snacks Please" by Matthew Nielson, check out his other work at https://www.matthewnielson.com/

    “Totally Accurate” music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!):
    https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/happy-like-larry
    License code: IHSL10Z4EM8QNPWD

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    35 mins