This podcast contains randomly inappropriate adult content and isn't suitable for any audience. You've been warned. We are Jack and Scarlet and we are so random we decided to make a podcast. Look out for our podcast most Tuesdays on whatever podcast platform you found us.

Ever wonder about doorknobs? Probably not too much because it is so random. But, there are some pretty interesting things you might not known about those interesting creations.

A germaphobe and a "normie" discuss those interesting little creatures that get us sick, but we can't live without. Plus, more holiday and history lessons filled with randomness.

Spooning leads to forking and forking leads to a full belly. This week's randomness involves spooning. Are there benefits or is it just a hassle?

Please forgive us in advance for the horrible recording and editing. We are trying to figure out our new Mics. Instead of trashing this episode we decided to let it be a lesson learned and a scar in our podcast history. Hope you enjoy anyway. Do doesn't enjoy a good scar story?

How many synonyms can you think of for the word vagina? In this episode we dive into the mysteries surrounding the vagina in order to hopefully shed some light in that dark damp place.

Do you love cheese? We do! And it shows in this episode. We love cheese so much that we had to break our cheese episode up into a two parter. Join us as we dive into the magical world of cheese. And stay tuned next week for more cheesy adventures.

There was no way this randomness could be edited out and deleted from our cheese episode. What do STI testing, Victoria's Secret, and sexually assaulting cows have in common?