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If Objects Could Talk

If Objects Could Talk

By: Getty
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What is Athena's owl doing in the Greek marketplace? How does a snake bracelet celebrate her favorite holiday? This first season on If Objects Could Talk, the newest series from Getty Podcasts, artifacts leave the museum vault and come alive to share their side of the story. Featuring objects from Getty's antiquities collection, each episode introduces listeners to the history, creation, and everyday use of incredible items like an Egyptian cat statue, an ancient kind of dice, and a glass flask shaped like a fish. Voice actors and immersive sound design bring these historical fiction tales to life.Copyright 2026 If Objects Could Talk Art Literature & Fiction
Episodes
  • Introducing Constant Wonder Kids: Do Plants Think?
    Jan 26 2026

    This season on If Objects Could Talk we imagined what would happen if museum objects could talk. But have you ever wondered if plants could talk?

    To dig into this question, we’re sharing an episode from Constant Wonder Kids. Through a conversation with science writer Zoë Schlanger, this episode investigates how plants seem to communicate, hear, see, and even think!

    Constant Wonder Kids is a family-friendly podcast that sparks curiosity about plants, animals, and natural phenomena. Through conversations with scientists, explorers, and artists, Constant Wonder Kids helps kids (and the adults who love them) discover ways to feel awe and wonder in the natural world. To learn more, visit https://www.byuradio.org/constant-wonder-kids.

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    Less than 1 minute
  • Your Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide!
    Dec 17 2025

    From bad poetry and papyrus to candles and boar, give the gifts any Roman would love to receive with our Ultimate Saturnalia Gift Guide! (Cue the air horns.)

    In this special episode, a carved doll has combed the ancient literature to bring you timeless gift advice for the holiday season. Io Saturnalia!

    For a listening guide filled with Roman-inspired DIY gifts, images, and more, visit getty.edu/podcasts/if-objects-could-talk/.

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    9 mins
  • Culture Kids Collab: You're Invited to an Ancient Roman Dinner Party! (Part 2)
    Dec 15 2025

    This week we’re sharing part two of our collaboration with the Culture Kids podcast. (Head back to the feed for part one if you haven't listened yet!)

    Asher and his mom Kristen join If Objects Could Talk producer Zoe on the Culture Train Time Machine for an unforgettable visit to ancient Rome. Together, they tiptoe into a glowing triclinium, the Roman dining room, to watch a real dinner party happening over two thousand years ago!

    You’ll discover how ancient Romans lit up the night, what they wore to make room for dinner, and what foods they ate.

    Hear more from Culture Kids on your favorite podcast app and at https://www.culturekidsmedia.com/.

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    16 mins
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