Episodes

  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 28 Canto 34 Circle 9 The Final Round of Treachery (Benefactor) SATAN
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 28 Canto 34 Circle 9 The Final Round of Treachery (Benefactor) SATAN



    Jesus used to run with a pretty tough crowd. Real birds of PRAY!



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


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    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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    10 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 27 Canto 33 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds Two and Three Treachery to Country and Guests
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 27 Canto 33 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds Two and Three Treachery to Country and Guests



    Classic Dante fake out!



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    14 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 26 Canto 32 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds One and Two Treachery Against Kin and Country
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 26 Canto 32 Circle 9 Treachery Rounds One and Two Treachery Against Kin and Country


    Cain was what I like to call a farmer. Because that’s what he was… A farmer. Abel was a shepherd.



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    15 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 25 Cantos 30 and 31 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Three Ditch 10 Transition to Circle 9
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 25 Cantos 30 and 31 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Three Ditch 10 Transition to Circle 9



    Liar liar, so now you suffer the restless inner turmoil that you experienced from constantly having to keep up with your lies in order to maintain false narratives resulting in a punishment in the afterlife that represents the destructive nature of your false words and how they consumed and harmed you and everyone around you!



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    12 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 23 Canto 28 Circle 8 Fraud Sowers of Discord Ditch 9
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 23 Canto 28 Circle 8 Fraud Sowers of Discord Ditch 9



    When I say I'm teaching not preaching, I mean I'm teaching you about historical religious intolerance. NOT teaching that the intolerance was justified.



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    17 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 24 Canto 29 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Ditch 10
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 24 Canto 29 Circle 8 Fraud Falsifiers Ditch 10



    Go ahead, look up Bryan Johnson and his undying fear of aging and eventual death.



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    23 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 22 Cantos 26 and 27 Circle 8 Fraud Evil Counselors Ditch 8
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 22 Cantos 26 and 27 Circle 8 Fraud Evil Counselors Ditch 8



    Dante sees these counselors being more along the lines of Stephen Miller, or Elon Musk, or Steve Bannon, or Laura Loomer, or Nancy Pelosi, or Megan Kelly, or Dan Bongino, or Tucker Carslon, or Mitch McConnell, or AOC, or Trevor Noah, or Al Gore, or Rachel Maddow or- you get the idea.



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    24 mins
  • Noodles Al Dante Ep. 21 Cantos 24 and 25 Circle 8 Fraud Thievery Ditch 7
    Feb 17 2026

    Noodles Al Dante Ep. 21 Cantos 24 and 25 Circle 8 Fraud Thievery Ditch 7



    No time for rest, kid! You wanna be remembered? You gotta earn it! Blood, sweat, and tears! You’ve gotta go through hell to reach that sweet heavenly glory!



    For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!


    E-Book at Amazon: https://a.co/d/0aQRMQw3

    Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

    OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!


    If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com


    Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.


    The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)


    The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    22 mins