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You Can’t Make This Up: Medic Edition

You Can’t Make This Up: Medic Edition

By: CMTUP
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The Stuff We Only Talk About After Retirement

Talk about true stories about funny, dark, scary, and unreal calls from a medic's viewpoint! No Names or Patient Info given, just the story.

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Episodes
  • False Hope Kills Twice

    False Hope Kills Twice
    Jan 28 2026

    Trauma codes don’t survive. Parents deserve the truth, even when it hurts. This is the call that stays with you long after the sirens stop.
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    4 mins
  • Late Nite, and Gear Shift Adventrues!

    Late Nite, and Gear Shift Adventrues!
    Jan 28 2026

    Late-night “male needs assistance” turns into a full-blown EMS fever dream when a guy gets himself mechanically attached to his own car in a way no one should ever be. Cops, fire, and medics show up for what becomes a lesson in poor decisions, creative anatomy, and the unshakable confidence of a man who walks away having learned absolutely nothing.
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    3 mins
  • Carbon Monoxide Doesn’t Care About Your Kinks

    Carbon Monoxide Doesn’t Care About Your Kinks
    Jan 27 2026

    A calm Sunday shift turns sideways when a boat is towed in with multiple unconscious patients. Three women pulled out—mostly naked. Two men still inside—naked, covered in vomit, and already dead. Solo on scene and surrounded by bystanders, a supervisor manages airways, carbon monoxide poisoning, and a crash course in bystander bagging. A bad generator exhaust, a river swingers’ party, and two very ungrateful survivors make this one of those calls you never forget. Proof that Sunday shifts always deliver the weird shit.
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    4 mins
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