Episodes

  • Real Time s24e20 - Don't Ask Me I'm Just a Girl/Larry Wilmore feat Francesca Fiorentini
    Jul 2 2026

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LARRYYYYYYYYYYY WILMOOOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE


    Francesca Fiorentini returns to the show and I get insanely pissed off at Larry Wilmore. She's also watching footy, but does an impressive job of paying attention to both. She lived in Argentina for a while so I felt like culturally it would've been wrong to raise any objection about it. Also, you can hear her start to get tired just as I'm starting to really lose my shit. That's what makes me such a great host, baby.


    Don't message me to say I put in a clip of the Raptors winning the East semi-finals and not the NBA finals I AM AWARE. Also I'm pretty sure I left that one writer's name uncensored again, first one to email me when it is receives a PRIZE.


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    2 hrs and 23 mins
  • Real Time s24 e19 - Sucking You Off for $$$ Cuz I Didn't Go to College feat Christie Bahna
    Jun 26 2026

    Guess if I'm going to complain about the gain on my mic being set way too high!!!!!!! (yes)


    Fuck man, it's making me insane editing this thing. Anyway, the episode is late this week because I'm frantically finishing up stuff for I Hate Bill Maher Live, this Saturday June 27th at 9:30pm. River Butcher is a last minute replacement, he's great, we're very happy about that. But for this episode that you're either listening to, about to listen to, or preparing to listen to later, we've got returning guest Christie Bahna, who long time listeners will recall was called a "c word" by one of Bill Maher's writers years ago. She's back to witness a diminished man, a sad, frail creature, unaware or unwilling to accept just how greatly his skills have slipped from his grasp. I understand you don't grasp skills, but it's like 12:20 and I'm trying to knock this thing out relatively quickly. This is a classic episode where the panel is relatively inoffensive, which gives Bill Maher a lot of room to stretch his legs and really suck shit. Also, no Euphoria spoilers are in this episode.


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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Real Time s24e18 - Your Ass Used to Be Beautiful (Derogatory) feat John Hastings
    Jun 18 2026

    Come to I Hate Bill Maher Live on June 27th at the Lyric Hyperion at 9:30pm.


    John Hastings and his wacky microphone returns to the as we wrestle with a pretty lifeless episode of Real Time.


    John's YouTube page which features like nineteen different specials

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • Real Time s24e17 - Pride (Not That Kind) feat Katie Page
    Jun 12 2026

    Man, Graham Platner comes up a lot in this one. I'm also not sure if I specifically mention there's no midshow comedy bit in this episode, but there's not. My old friend and comedian Katie Page joined the show this week to talk Real Time season 24, episode 17. It was... quite dull. The one on one interview is infuriating, and one of the panelists is a bad panelist. What a booking job!


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    2 hrs
  • Real Time s24e16 - Just Because it's Been 100 Episodes Doesn't Mean I'll Reopen the Judgement Free Question Zone feat Diego McCafferty
    Jun 4 2026

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    Hello, and welcome to the 100th episode of I Hate Bill Maher. I'd call this episode uncensored and uncut, but my guest Diego McCafferty kept saying his address on the show so I had to spend a day and a half making sure I didn't miss of them. Other than that, this thing is filled with the type of unrelated to Bill Maher bull shit that I normally edit out of an episode, only there was way more of it. We're unmedicated! It's not our fault! A mere three days out from the California Primaries, we watched Real Time season 24, episode 16. Diego tried to quit talking about it multiple times, and all things considered the episode was pretty unremarkable in how absolutely low effort everything was, including the bottom of the barrel guests. Look, I'm finally done editing it and it truly is just sprawling and completely unfocused, which is something I would normally never let happen in an episode but this is 100 and also it's impossible to have any other kind of conversation with Diego. Oh, and also at the very end of the episode he started waving his mic around like a maniac, so that's what all the mechanical noise is.


    Go see what Diego is up to here and go to Rex Ubu in June

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    2 hrs and 54 mins
  • Real Time s18e9 - Live! From a Pervert's Mansion! It's Retraumatizing Memories! feat Monika Scott and Emily Faye
    May 28 2026

    I got the new poster done so I can start promoting properly but come and see I Hate Bill Maher LIVE in Los Angeles California on June 27th at 9:30 pm aka the pervert hour. Get tickets here


    Real Time season 24 has taken a break this week, so in its place I have decided to take my guests Monika Scott (new!) and Emily Faye (returning!) from the Medium Literate Podcast down a horrible, horrible stroll through memory lane. I'm not going to give it away here (even though you can probably guess) and oh boy, we were all so fucking afraid! Bill Maher adjusts to a new way of doing comedy, multiple celebrities are interviewed with varying levels of audio quality, and we get a weird little peek inside Bill Maher's home. Also, Monika put consideration into the judgement free question zone to such a degree that I had to edit out stretches of thoughtful silence.


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    00:00 - Intro

    1:46 - Bill Maher News

    2:02 - Questions

    17:44 - Real Time Recap

    1:37:14 - New Rules

    1:50:45 - Outro

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    1 hr and 57 mins
  • Patreon Pepisode Preview - There is no Steve Smith, Only Stephen A feat David Roth (Stephen A Smith on Club Random)
    May 27 2026
    This is a preview of I Especially Hate Bill Maher, available on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IHateBillMaher

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    16 mins
  • Super Quick Update for Real Time s24e15
    May 22 2026
    Please I beg of you no more

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    1 min