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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

By: Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel
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A comedy survival podcast about the disasters you fear, the chaos you don’t expect, and the daily hassles that make you wish you were dead. Hosts Danielle Koenig and Kristine Kimmel break down everything from natural disasters to unnatural medical scares to wild animals you don’t want to encounter- plus guest stories you truly won’t believe. If it can endanger your life—or simply ruin your day—they’ll tell you how to survive it, with plenty of laughs along the way.

Featuring guests like Rainn Wilson, Jon Hamm, Tig Notaro, Patton Oswalt, Oscar Nunez, Lauren Ash, Paul F. Tompkins & Andy Richter.

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Episodes
  • How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai

    How to Survive the Stranger Things Finale & Strange Adventures in Ojai
    Jan 13 2026

    Danielle, Kristine, and Garon talk about the Stranger Things finale. Plus, they are still talking about The Materialists. Who's ready for a live show in Sedona?

    Kristine tries to ruin football for Danielle and FAILS.

    AND then...Danielle and Kristine go to Ojai to prep for the first HTS Quiz Show (Friday, January 30 at 7 pm Pacific Time- join us!) and barely survive!

    👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content.

    📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)

    How To Survive Uber (w/ Oliver Pardo)
    Jan 6 2026

    This week, Danielle and Kristine break down how to survive the potentially dangerous world of Uber and ridesharing, and Oliver Pardo returns with a few truly wild rideshare horror stories.

    👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    👉 Support us on Patreon for extended episodes + bonus content. Our first How to Survive Quiz Zoom begins January 30th!

    📰 Join our Substack for extra comedy bits and survival tips.




    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)

    How To Survive Losing Your Voice & Getting Censored (w/ Gary Mann)
    Dec 30 2025

    This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigating Standards & Practices during his time on The Sarah Silverman Program, when a performer's voice was challenged in a very different way.

    👉 Follow the show so you never miss a new comedy survival episode!

    🎧 New episodes every week!

    📰 Substack: https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/

    👉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    1 hr and 10 mins
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