In this episode, Brittany and Sydni sit down with the simple goal of answering some of Yahoo Answers’ most unhinged questions… and then immediately lose control of the conversation. What starts as chaotic crowd-sourced Q&A quickly turns into an hour-plus deep dive into Sydni lore, including stories about Brittany’s mom accidentally setting the kitchen counter on fire with a forgotten candle, Sydni’s lifelong relationship with pickles, her feral ability to roam their hometown unsupervised at 13, and her truly concerning method of eating chocolate by melting it in a Ziploc bag in the shower and squeezing it out like a snack tube.

There is no structure. There is no resolution. Just spiraling tangents, sibling trauma, and the kind of stories that definitely did not need to be shared publicly — but absolutely were. If you like episodes that start with a plan and end with lore you didn’t ask for, this one’s for you.

In this episode, Brittany and Sydni try to answer the most pressing Yahoo Answers of our age. From eating the Mona Lisa to getting Silly Putty stuck in your pubes, they are here to solve your crisis. In true Hot-Mess fashion, they end up stuck in a deep dive that takes them on an hour and a half tangent on everything from childhood trauma to haunted houses. Stay tuned next week for the chaotic tangent episodes!!!

On this bonus Saturday episode, Sydni entertains us for a brief 10 minutes with some of the Daddest Jokes she could find. Never mind the fact that she thought that 20 jokes would somehow take her 30 minutes to tell. So we present to you this, our shortest ever episode, for a little extra entertainment to ring in the new year.