Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.

**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***

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She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".

Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstrom shoe-shopping disaster that ends in a stolen display model, and a Father's Day email from Chelsea's mom that lands a little too perfectly timed.

Porn preference debate nobody asked for and dating advice from a friend who leads with her credit score.

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Knicks are champions.

Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off.

And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to have, Chelsea is officially moving out and no one's poking her in the chest at 4am ever again.

Chelsea and Cyber are thriving, a girls' night got fully hijacked by work nerds, Johnny learned some hard lessons about reading the room, and a very important back fat taxonomy that no one asked for but everyone needed.

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Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work.

Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influencer who prays over his wife's period on TikTok, the couple who exposed their best friend's cheating boyfriend on camera and lost every friend they had (plus got pregnant in the middle of it), the AI fruit soap opera that's somehow 30 episodes deep, and a full spoiler-filled recap of Friends and Neighbors season 2.

Line dancing dates, the bed rot challenge, chess lessons via Duolingo, and why neither of them wants to hang out with anyone else ever again.

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Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried her to the bedroom, and woke up spooning until 9am. She went in sober so she could remember all of it. Then they went to Snooze for breakfast, ordered bacon cooked to their exact specifications, and shared strawberry shortcake pancakes. Chelsea is adored and she knows it.

Plus he guy who keeps canceling and thinks he's testing her, Lindsay cries about the podcast and gets talked off the ledge, and a very important Motrin conversation.

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At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked.

Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became a full participant once his best friend got involved, a last-minute room booking panic, a 7-year-old who didn't speak (lucky), five people nearly sharing one room, and Chelsea almost refusing to get out of the car at the sand dunes they drove hours to see.

513 photos taken, 511 of Chelsea, one perfectly edited photo that turned out to be the wrong person, and the new travel standard: an Amex black card concierge who plans everything so you don't have to think.

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Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone.

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time during a pandemic.

Dimples and Beard spent three nights at the Comedy Store in LA (8pm to 2am like absolute lunatics), walked away with a Bobby Lee makeout story, a Polly Shore hug on video, and a front-row review of Dane Cook's current state (verdict: rough).

Why comedians are bad podcast guests, the penis pump bathtub ad read that got them dropped by a sponsor, getting ghosted by no-show guests, Chelsea's gold digging stand-up bit, how Lindsay and Chelsea got fired together from a chiropractor's office and never looked back, Dean's grandpa reveal, and why Wisconsin is apparently where values still live.

Watch Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard on YouTube

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A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.

Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos.

-Two Friends EDM show at Red Rocks where they felt ancient and 16-year-old who came for them

-Summer season situation where a well-connected older gentleman wants a plus one for every bougie event in Denver, except he knows her ex, her ex knows everyone in Denver, and no one will come near her because of it

-New neighbor who is a retired tech millionaire, social work major, lives within walking distance, and had the audacity to be more attractive on the second date.

-"Healer" at work told Lindsay she's a people pleaser with low self worth (she is not).

-Cinco de Mayo group who did cocaine all over the bathroom, and one of them was crying because she had an abortion scheduled for noon the next day

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