Rahul and Zain chat about white people on the beach, new trillionaires, the New York Knicks, and riding the subway without headphones.

Zain and Rahul discuss Diljit's arena tour, Drake's Punjabi pivot, the rules of gender-mixing, and the Roast of Kevin Hart.

Zain and Rahul chat about Bruce Springsteen, the JP Morgan scandal, Canadian festivals, and the brown identity crisis.

Zain and Rahul discuss the Pledge of Allegiance, the Coffee Caste System, sexy Gandhi, and the complex nature of the N-word.

Zain and Rahul discuss Gen Z racism, Indian street food conspiracies, the magic of Ryan Gosling, and dancing to Chaiyya Chaiyya with black people.

Zain and Rahul discuss Operation Epic Fury, Kash Patel's brews, the real Spice Girls, and how Canada turned hockey gay.

Zain and Rahul chat about Emmanuel Macron's cool sunglasses, the New World Order, Sydney Sweeney's genes, and how the Beckhams are literally just an Indian family.

Zain and Rahul discuss cricket back shots, the tragedy of computer science, and the racial history of chocolate. Plus, a message from Narendra Modi.