He’s back! After leaving the country, Dakota is finally back from his massive trip to Asia, and he brought home a lot of memories (and a stomach bug). This week, we are diving into his travels through Bali, Bangkok, Phuket, and Chiang Mai. We’re talking about the incredible food, the absolute culture shock, and the exact moment Dakota’s trip took a violent turn courtesy of the infamous Bali Belly.

Did you miss us? The Haus is officially open again, and we are celebrating our return with the ultimate test of our RuPaul's Drag Race knowledge. This week, John and Dakota face off in a chaotic game of "Guess That Queen."

Before we had actual therapists, we had Jeff Probst and RuPaul. This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are getting deep about our obsession with reality TV. We’re talking about the iconic blindsides and characters that literally altered our brain chemistry, and why these shows were our "therapy" before we started the real thing. Plus, we’re having a very delusional conversation about how we’d actually handle being in the Big Brother house or stranded on a beach for Survivor. Spoiler alert: one of us would be the first boot, and the other would be the villain.

This episode is a complete fever dream. We tried to talk about Gay Math—the social logic of time, dating, and "just one drink", and ended up on about fifty different tangents that had nothing to do with anything. John and Dakota are spiralling through why gay time isn’t real time, the math of "ex-boyfriend proximity," and why we’re both completely exhausted by our own brains. It’s messy, it’s loud, and we definitely lost the plot five minutes in. Grab a drink and try to keep up.

Is it a "Slay" or is it "Shady"? John and Dakota are back to dissect the current state of Drag Race Season 18. From our way-too-early finale predictions to the absolute struggle of pronouncing Myki Meeks' name, this episode is 100% unfiltered. We’re talking about the Top 6, the challenges we’re loving, and the tangents that only happen at the Haus. Grab a drink and play along, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

It’s Gawdland’s world and we’re just living in it! Recorded just before the finale, Dakota and John are breaking down why UK vs. The World Season 3 belonged to the Thai powerhouse. We recap the season as a whole, share our "Toot and Boot" highlights, and draft our dream lineups for Canada All Stars, UK All Stars, and All Winners 2. Grab a drink—it’s time for some major drag manifestation!

This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are looking back at the absolute fever dream that was 2025. From Chappell Roan’s legendary Grammy run to the "did that really happen?" moment of Katy Perry in space, we’re recapping the biggest pop culture moments that altered our brain chemistry. We’re discussing our favorite queer icons of the year, the local Guelph vibes, and of course, Smashing and Passing the trends that need to stay in 2025. Grab a drink and join us for the ultimate year-in-review!

This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are drawing lines in the sand! We’re playing a massive game of "This or That" covering everything from Guelph real estate dreams to lifestyle dealbreakers. We’re making the tough calls on what’s iconic and what’s just... not. Grab a drink, play along, and let us know, are you Team Dakota or Team John on these local hot takes?