SURPRISE! It's another guest episode. Wow, you guys are lucky for getting two of these in a row. Promise me you won't get too spoiled. In this very special episode of GSP, we get to meet Hayes' hot and talented girlfriend Eve! Video games, Applebees, criminal activities and lots and lots of [REDACTED]!! Listen to Hayes struggle with a tummy ache while his girlfriend and best friend roast him within an inch of his pathetic life!

Eve mentions a country that has a lot of people doing mmorpg goldfarming - that's what this is about https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1018915121?t=1631745490321

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Let's be real, we personally know basically everyone listening to this podcast. And we know most of you can spare either a couple dollars or a few moments of sharing links with your network to spare to this worthy cause. If you did not know the people of Puerto Rico are experiencing a severe water shortage/crisis. Additionally, Venezuela just experienced a terrible earthquake. Please take a second to check out these links:

https://www.excinternational.org/

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Woah, this was an extremely interesting conversation where we finally get to meet Em's (totally non fictional and completely real) partner! These two crazy guys quiz this week's guest on everything from queer platonic relationships to the political landscape of Germany and trans voice training! Was anyone else left wanting more? Let us know if we should bring Will back for a part two? Maybe this time we'll actually let him talk about his job and not just get his takes on world events.

(also sorry about the audio issues)

(Hayes would like to make sure everyone knows this is Em's fault :))

LIVESTREAM ALERT!!

Join Em and Hayes for our second monthly livestream on Saturday 6/27 at 11:30a EST

We will be playing a very special video game ur not gonna wanna miss...

Additional reading and other links:

Fundraiser (DONATE!!) - https://www.gofundme.com/f/gerechtigkeit-fuer-qabel

NYT - https://youtu.be/FCnFRDdNo50?is=4XuhVzbbWYk4mxs7

https://youtu.be/ztQJ7XGuPhc?is=amH-nFqkzDkc7sDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTyR3oIn6is

European migrant prisons - https://theoutlawocean.com/investigations/the-secretive-libyan-prisons-that-keep-migrants-out-of-europe

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Em gets vulnerable and shares his experience going to a French trans group for the first time, and dishes on how he met his partner. Hayes shares his dramatic birthday experience at FROMAGE, and shares a health update. (correction: Hayes medication is called low dose naltrexone, not whatever he said in this episode)(also a reminder for our friends- this podcast is not medical advice!)

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Hayes drops some serious lore in this episode- did you know Good Sports Podcast is recorded LIVE? That's right. Don't pause us too long because Hayes has a small blatter and Kate isn't always around to put it back in. Anyway...Em and Hayes have a spirited discussion about seasonal depression, shaking their fists angrily at the sky and asking God "Why? Why is it dark at 4pm? Why are you punishing us??" Strap in for another classic Good Sports Epic Episode

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⚠️HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT‼️

The first ever Good Sports Podcast OFFICIAL livestream on Saturday May 23, 2026 2:00pm EST

Join us for a rousing game of Geoguesser! Can Hayes identify the world's countries? Any of them?? You can be first to find out and roast him LIVE!

We'll be streaming on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@GoodSports_Podcast

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Hayes relays his harrowing journey through coming to terms with his disability and all the ways it affects life from being in chronic pain to losing casual friendships. Remember when this was a comedy podcast?? Anyone? Then Em exposes the true conspiracy of the for profit western medical industrial complex and the guys muse on whether MAHA devotees are truly as crazy as they seem.

On an unrelated note this podcast is sponsored by raw milk! "Slorp it raw!"(tm)

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First of all can we talk about how Hayes accidentally manifested Em's passport getting blown up by Donald Trump?? Whoops. Believe it or not we have another two partner this week. Our two crazy guys talk about everything from chronic illness to our continued beef with the supreme court!

trigger warning ⚠️

suicide

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[recorded in 2025]

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In this episode, Em tells us about his professor "Hans Schnitzel," who is horrible at French and may be seconds from bursting into tears at all times. Hayes talks through his dramatic break up and his physical therapy journey. Then our two crazy guys go off the deep end spilling the tea about "T" and its various medical side effects.

[Note: We are not doctors. We are engaging in the longstanding transgender tradition of explaining approximately/barely comprehended hormone science to each other]

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The episode you have all been begging us to air...the episode so controversial, contentious and outrageously disturbing we considered locking it in a vault and sending it to the bottom of the ocean where the Titanic is.

We are joined this week by urology healthcare provider and lifetime pee lover Kate! We discuss everything from Elon Musks urine crystal obsession to bottom surgery and strange texts from patients...its simply epic

(Kate would like to make a corrective note that if you are only peeing 3 times a day then that means you are probably dehydrated! Which she often is.)

(trigger warning for medical and pee stuff!)

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[recorded in 2025]

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