Homie fakes their death?? Bro invites you on a vacation and can't pay for anything?? The Stedderbelt Cinimatic Universe? A sexy mystery leg??

Shell Shocked:

• Camo Flavored 4 Loko
• Peach Redbull
• Tequila
• Pork Cracklins

The EPIC conclusion of our 2 part episode gets Kevin into the coveted GIMME GIMME Hall of Fame! Automobiles and Soda Pops. The episode's not short, it's just cold in here...

Manager keeps asking you to cover for a no-show leading to 16 hour shifts?? Part one in a true saga of Kevin proportions?? 40 man raids in your no-no zone???

If you don't clean up your plates I'm gonna TOSS EM?? I'm cheating on my wife but she's not allowed to cheat on me?? Scummy Scummy Dummies?

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Salt Bae doesn't think salt should go into a dish until AFTER it's cooked??? Shakespeare thinks his recounting of a date is SUPER important? We talk about Murgatroyd and Gusher Dick (tm).

Our worst drink ever???? A sad boi gets cucked by a birthday gift?? An old man thinks he deserves a younger woman's fortune? A secret impression of System of a Down??

Bro ends his relationship by passing a bike?? Wife makes some super-secret-sketti sauce?? Space bugs come down to chomp on our little weeners while we discuss the finer points of lobster aerodynamics??

You cut ALL of your boyfriends food for them and then they cheat?? Your boyfriend calls out his best friends name during sex?? Kids need chat GPT to order at a restaurant??