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We connect everyday life with bigger patterns, from raising a baby and watching a new wave of families form to asking why human behavior repeats no matter what era we live in. Then we pivot into con artists and serial liars, including how social media turns sympathy farming into a lifestyle and how online bullshit can spill into real courtrooms.
• life with a curious kid and noticing a baby boom
• foster care and kinship care getting more visible
• technology changing fast while human archetypes stay familiar
• getting ordained and what weddings really are legally
• the “quickie” wedding that feels built to last - Mr & Mrs Moore
• why good lies cling to the truth
• sympathy farming, fake illness claims, and attention as a reward
• famous impostors and why “looking the part” works
• trust, verification, and teaching kids to spot scams

Upcoming Comedy Events: July 2nd, McGarvey’s, come check it out, it’ll be a lot of fun!
August 29th, Scott is headlining the Houtzdale, PA Moose with Track Suit Scott Productions

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Our lives flip upside down in the best way as we adjust to having a new little one at home, and we talk through what it feels like to raise a kid again at this stage. We recap a Pigeon Forge trip that suddenly turns family-friendly, then spiral into true crime, alien disclosures, AI weirdness, and the nostalgia that comes with wanting to share our world with him.
• the shock of adding a pre-toddler to a quiet routine
• how parenting feels different when life is stable
• the cats’ reactions and the new household dynamics
• Pigeon Forge travel notes, cabin life and kid-friendly pivots
• surviving a long road trip with stops, snacks and iPads
• why CounterClock stays our vacation true crime podcast
• the Lane Bryant case and how news spreads differently now
• the viral “Kangaroo Man” moment and parking lot rage
• Parrot Mountain as a must-do animal experience
• Chubby’s as a standout Southern food stop
• alien disclosures, UAP talk and why we doubt we’ll get “the good stuff”
• AI conversations that feel off and the jump to simulation theory
• childhood tech memories, incomplete board games and introducing old pop culture first
Go out and listen to it.
Look out for Scott in shows this summer.
If nobody's told you guys today, stay trashy.

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We hang out with local legend Frank George and trade stories about comedy, Johnstown pride, and the old rules that shaped a tight community. The laughs are loud, but the real point is serious: either build a better hometown or stop waiting for it to change on its own.
• road comedy, open mics, and staying sharp outside the city
• remembering Donovan and what community looks like in grief
• the Speakeasy mic vibe and why comfort matters for comedy
• where “Scoot” comes from and how names stick
• growing up around the By George and bar-life lessons
• By George bylaws and respect as a local currency
• the Willie Stargell hat story and refusing special treatment
• Johnstown on film, wanting out, and learning to stay
• ethnic roots, Catholic traditions, and what feels “normal” here
• sloppy joes versus steamers and the food-language of PA
• the “leave or build” mindset and giving back
• loyalty, integrity, and direct talk as a town value
• downtown nostalgia, Glosser Brothers memories, and what’s missing
• local food picks: Sal’s, Clark’s, Surf And Turf, G-Man, Kabuki
• Steelers talk and why winners get a shot
Stay tuned because we’re gonna have lots of events here in Jingletown.

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We chase a wild karaoke announcement with real cash prizes, then zoom out into why music feels like a real language that crosses politics, grief, and even literal language barriers. We trade stories about radio, MTV, playlists, documentaries, and the songs that carried us through the hardest and best parts of life.
• Karaoke judging at Harrigan’s in downtown Johnstown with DJ Heidi and cash prizes
• Only Parks social trend and why lighthearted internet culture matters
• Appalachian gravesinger clip and the idea of music as its own language
• Einstein’s letter about love and why music expresses emotion better than words
• How we met through karaoke and “trading songs” as communication
• Childhood music origins from Motown to massive DJ collections
• Radio request lines, countdown shows, and the full lifespan of MTV
• Soundtracks tied to addiction, recovery, funerals, weddings, and nostalgia
• Grateful Dead deep dive and how music can help you get clean
• Ken Burns Country Music documentary and the stories behind the genre
• Underrated artists and what we listen to right now
• AI music, AI flyers, and where authenticity still matters
What are some of your favorite artists that aren't being played on the radio let us know who they are we'll give them a listen

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We come back for Season 3 with a real reset: Crystal reclaims her name, we ditch video, and we build a setup that lets us record anywhere without the extra noise. A highway billboard pulls us into a Pennsylvania true crime case where the “facts” change depending on who’s framing them, and we end by reminding you to question every neat narrative.

• Crystal dropping the stage name and why it stuck
• Moving from video podcasting to audio-only recording
• Why other hosts ask better questions than we do
• Shouting out Recess Kings and the value of a different dynamic
• Plans for more local guests and an old timer story segment
• Recent comedy shows, rooms we love, and venues worth visiting
• New York City, Hoboken, and the start of a pizza hunt
• ADHD hobby hopping from sourdough to crochet to audiobooks
• CounterClock as the first true crime obsession
• Patty Rorrer, Judges for Justice, and how storytelling shapes belief
• Chain of custody, missing testing, and why incentives can distort justice
• Wheel of Wisdom riffing to close it out

Shoutouts to The Whiskey Cellar in NYC, Quality Pizza in Hoboken, NJ, Aura Kitchen & Bar in NYC, and JudgesforJustice.org

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We trace a ghost word from Roanoke through writers and outlaws, dig into why raccoons are evolving alongside our cities, and then confront how predators exploit kids on major platforms while companies look away. Gratitude, humor, and music breaks give way to a direct call for vigilance and action.

• Croatoan’s trail across Roanoke, Bierce, Poe, Black Bart, and Amelia Earhart
• plausible assimilation vs myth‑making and legend drift
• raccoon pre‑domestication traits in urban ecosystems
• John Prine, Daddy And Them, and why tone matters
• Ryan Montgomery’s ethical hacking and verified stats
• Roblox bans vigilantes while predators thrive
• the 764 cult’s scripts for grooming and extortion
• practical safety: remove risky apps, limit DMs, monitor devices
• tools to explore: Bark, Sentinel Foundation resources
• steps to educate friends, set boundaries, and keep kids talking

Go watch the Sean Ryan podcast with Ryan Montgomery. Get them off of there because it doesn’t matter how safe you think they are, they’re not safe.

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We chase comfort food into kitchen science, then tackle hard questions about faith, intent, and the ethics of altar calls, before detouring into Bigfoot, word nerd delights, and a stack of live show plugs. Warm, curious, and a little feral, we cook, question, and invite you to the table.

• new recording space energy and a run of fall cravings
• beans vs no-beans chili and texture talk
• tapioca backstory and cassava roots
• sourdough starter management and discard uses
• nostalgia cooking, sloppy joes, and mustard’s role
• fast-food fish, fish sticks, and honest comfort
• TikTok inspiration, French onion soup, and baguettes
• brassica family, hybrids, and evolution analogies
• protein bowls, science and faith side by side
• altar calls at funerals and intent vs doctrine
• church charity contradictions and online “gotchas”
• Bigfoot near Bald Eagle and credible witnesses
• accuracy vs precision explained for everyday use
• open mics, upcoming shows, and Friendsgiving invite

Message us, we’ll be here. If you want to know what to bring, we’re doing all the main dishes, just bring maybe a dessert or whatever you want to drink

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We chase the spirit of Halloween through music lore, debunk candy myths with logic, and share how we built a living room comedy club that actually works. Community plans, kitchen wins, and a bold pitch for a boutique funeral parlor bring humor and heart together.

• Misfits lore, Samhain explained, 90s rumor nostalgia
• What defines a true Halloween movie, not just horror
• SNL sketches, Garfield, VHS half-tapes as seasonal canon
• Building a home comedy club, U-bench, room design
• Booking philosophy, strong lineups, better shows
• Fetz’s open mic details, parking, prizes, kielbasa bites
• Karaoke nights, jam sessions, accordion charm
• Debunking Halloween candy panic with facts
• Candy apples and cranberries, candy thermometer basics
• Holiday cooking as craft, kitchen flow and roles
• Hospitals, cafeterias, and the good ice obsession
• Boutique funeral parlor vision, celebration-of-life format
• Christmas variety show plans and music video ideas
• Rutters vs Sheetz coffee takes

They might be giving away Penguins tickets to the Penguins Red Wings game. November 4, Tuesday, 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., Fetz’s, Johnstown, Pennsylvania

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