Episodes

  • #12 Back to the Future
    May 22 2026

    Welcome back to the Four Takes Movie Podcast! It only took us six months to find an actual floor to record on (thanks for building it, Adam; way to supervise, David). Join Martin, Adam, Luke, and David as they stave off their impending demise to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Robert Zemeckis's 1985 classic, Back to the Future.

    Before we hit 88 miles per hour, enjoy a completely baffling detour into Jeff Goldblum's lack of an acting "switch", a defence of the Devil Wears Prada cinematic universe, and a surreal tangent about The Sheep Detectives, a movie where a flock of sheep try to solve a murder.

    Once we finally fire up the flux capacitor, the guys gush over the sheer majesty of seeing the DeLorean in glorious IMAX and Dolby Atmos. Expect passionate, old-man-yells-at-cloud rants about how modern 4K movies look like they've been slapped with a cheap Instagram beautification filter, a deep dive into the magic of '70s Foley artists crushing lettuce to make alien sounds, and a logical breakdown of why time-traveling in a DeLorean is way more believable than Indiana Jones surviving a nuke in a refrigerator.

    Stick around for the real behind-the-scenes drama, including Crispin Glover's righteous fury over face-stealing and '80s capitalism, David's absolute refusal to accept the dystopian nightmare timeline of Back to the Future II, and a collective roasting of Michael J. Fox’s catastrophic attempt at an Irish accent in the third film.

    Next time, we'll be doing a Mel Brookes classic, because it’s going to take us until at least November to convince everyone to sit through Dune!

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    51 mins
  • #11 Jurassic Park
    Feb 11 2026

    Join Martin, Adam, Luke, and David on the Four Takes Movie Podcast as they travel back to 1993 (and 65 million years ago) to discuss Steven Spielberg’s masterpiece, Jurassic Park. In this episode, the guys spare no expense in breaking down the classic, covering everything from the terrifying kitchen scene to the questionable 90s fashion. You’ll hear the tragic tale of a young Martin abandoning his chatting parents in a Great Yarmouth cinema to watch the movie in peace, and join the crew as they investigate why Richard Attenborough’s Scottish accent disappears, reappears for monologues, and drifts into London territory depending on his ice cream consumption.


    The team also uncovers Dennis Nedry’s secret wardrobe choices, revealing that the computer hacker is wearing the exact same outfits as the cast of The Goonies in every scene. They marvel at Lex’s ability to hack a Unix system while holding a computer mouse like a giant joint of ham—a technique dubbed the "meat fist"—and take a fond look back at the cinematic history of getting eaten while hiding in a bathroom. Finally, the crew catches up on what they've been bingeing (from Fallout to Marty Supreme) before firing up the DeLorean for next week's discussion on Back to the Future.

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    48 mins
  • #10 Seven
    Dec 30 2025

    This week on the Four Takes Movie Podcast, the team trades the high-speed nostalgia of seeing Back to the Future in IMAX for the rain-soaked, soul-crushing popcorn movie that is David Fincher's 1995 masterpiece, Seven (or Se7en).


    Recorded on November 5th, the discussion is punctuated by the sound of fireworks—or "gunshots," depending on how much the film has already rattled your nerves—as the hosts endeavour to record audio while the great British public are outside celebrating Bonfire Night, the annual tradition where we celebrate a man who tried to blow up the houses of Parliament.


    You can expect to hear Adam’s emotional crisis unfold in real-time as he realizes that Morgan Freeman playing a world weary detective is significantly less upbeat than his usual God-like roles.


    Adam is quite certain the film has permanently harmed his soul, while the others dismiss it as mere mainstream light horror. The team dive deep into the seven deadly sins, featuring a sloth-related jump scare that nearly forced caused a trouser emergency and a debate on whether Gwyneth Paltrow’s work in a box might actually be her finest performance to date.


    The conversation also takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about the horrors of 1995 internet, where one would stay up all night just to see half a boob, and why the nameless, gritty city featured in Seven is basically Gotham but worse.


    You will hear the tale of how Brad Pitt actually sliced his arm to the bone during a chase scene, only for the take to be scrapped anyway, and learn why the FBI tracking your library books is the original Big Brother move.


    From the world's most nervous actor making everyone sweaty to the Nine Inch Nails remixes that set the bleak tone, the sources show the group eventually agreeing that the film is a near-perfect masterpiece.


    Stick around until the end to hear the lads pivot from severed heads to prehistoric predators as they announce their next film for review


    Whether you are here for the cinematic misery or just to hear Adam be a jittering wreck, this episode has it all.

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    1 hr
  • #9 The Running Man
    Oct 27 2025

    It's time to start running! Get ready for an 80s overload as the Four Takes team tackles 1987's The Running Man!

    Join Martin, Adam, Luke, and David as they dissect a dystopian future where Arnold Schwarzenegger is forced to fight for his life on a violent game show, all while dodging excessive product placement and helicopter footage lifted straight from other movies.

    They dive into why author Stephen King (or, Richard Bachman, depending on who you ask) wanted his name scrubbed from this high-octane spectacle. Marvel at the amazing practical special effects, including a prison break where a character's head explodes so realistically, it was hard to figure out how they achieved it without CGI.

    Richards, the accused Butcher of Bakersfield, unleashes a barrage of catchphrases, confirming he’ll be back, but only in a rerun. Meet the flamboyant professional killers, including Professor Subzero (who isn't really a professor) and Dynamo, the opera singer who looks like a milk float with lights.

    The team also discuss how the protagonists manage to solve the resistance’s biggest dilemma in about 30 seconds, Killian’s shockingly sensitive bodyguard, and how the Film itself is linked with the 80's Christmas classic "Scrooged" in more ways than one.

    Tune in to find out why this simple, fast-paced action flick is pure 80s fun and which 1995 psychological thriller the Team will be taking on next time.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • #8 Interstellar
    Sep 18 2025

    Join Martin, Adam, Luke, and David on the Four Takes Movie Podcast as they dive into Christopher Nolan's 2014 epic, Interstellar after rewatching it in glorious IMAX, an experience so profound it had their trousers flapping from the bass. Tune into discover just what David thinks of Matt Damon's acting and the Team's Four Takes on what makes this movie a masterpiece.

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    59 mins
  • #7 The Princess Bride
    Aug 25 2025

    Join the Four Takes movie podcast team this week as they delve into the cinematic perfection that is the 1987 classic, The Princess Bride!


    Before riding into the magical land of Florin, our intrepid film enthusiasts catch up on their week in film and TV. Martin revisits the solid actioner Nobody and its sequel, where Bob Odenkirk nearly met his maker, pondering the universal desire to exact justice on annoying bus passengers, all without having to wear hockey pads (or pants!).


    The team discuss enjoying Apple TV's notoriously high-quality offerings like the sprawling sci-fi The Foundation, co-starring Jared Harris, an Isaac Asimov adaptation where each episode cost a mere £4 million, dwarfing other fantasy shows. The workplace comedy Mythic Quest, and beloved hits like Ted Lasso, Shrinking (featuring Harrison Ford!), and Silo are also discussed. David and Adam also extol the virtues of Halt and Catch Fire, calling it one of the best TV shows they've ever seen, which chronicles the tumultuous birth of the IT industry in the late '70s and early '80s, full of ambition and people screwing each other over to become rich and powerful.


    Finally, it is time for a deep dive into The Princess Bride, a film so utterly perfect it has been enshrined in the BFI archive as a significant film. Discover how this cinematic gem, based on William Goldman's novel, is essentially a grandfather (played by the iconic Peter Falk, or as they call him, Columbo!) reading a story to his sick grandson (Fred Savage, in his debut role). The discussion uncovers the somewhat problematic, but humorous, origins of Buttercup and Wesley's relationship, where the famous phrase "as you wish" secretly meant, "I love you".


    The team revels in the glorious absurdity of character names like Prince Humperdinck, and the villainous trio of Vizzini, Fezzik (the real-life giant Andre the Giant, no less!), and everyone's favourite, Inigo Montoya. Vizzini is quickly branded the worst boss ever with a nasally voice that sounds suspiciously like the insurance boss from The Incredibles, constantly threatening jobs and berating his gang. Relive the legendary sword fight between Wesley and Inigo, regarded as the greatest sword fight in all of cinema history, so meticulously rehearsed y the actors that it caused problems!


    Who could forget the iconic Battle of Wits involving iocaine powder, all while Buttercup just sits there chilling her beans waiting for someone to die! The team also celebrates the incredibly satisfying payoff of Inigo Montoya's revenge against the six-fingered man, fuelled by Mandy Patinkin's real-life grief over his father, leading to one cinema's most unforgettable moments. Ultimately, the pervasive theme of love binds everyone, even finding a peculiar friendship between Humperdinck and the six-fingered man in the pit of despair.


    The Team look forward to their next cinematic adventure which will take them out of this world, via an IMAX screen (just don't ask about sharing popcorn!). Tune in for a perfect episode about a perfect movie!

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    38 mins
  • # 6 Jaws
    Jul 24 2025

    Welcome to the Four Takes Movie Podcast, where we plunge into Jaws for its 50th anniversary! Brace yourselves for an deep dive as we ponder if sharks are just squishy sacks of goodness made entirely of cartilage.

    Get ready to meet Colin, our special guest shark expert, whose qualifications include watching every Shark Week episode and owning magnificent shark slippers.

    Join us as we navigate the terrifying revelation that some sharks can live for a jaw-dropping 400 years and possess thousands of teeth (in their lifetime). But before the shark talk bites, we take a detour into 2001: Space Odyssey, where Martin was so bewildered by a Directorial choice made him think that his TV was broken.


    Then it is back to Jaws, a film so timeless, you might just think it was shot yesterday (apart from the fashion, of course). The team dissect its surprising goriness and the sheer real-life terror it unleashed, making people scared of all water, not just where sharks lurk.

    Discover the hilarious truth about how the iconic Jaws poster features the wrong type of shark because the artist had never actually laid eyes on one! We celebrate the legendary Mrs. Kintner slap, which apparently required 17 takes, and question Steven Spielberg's peculiar choice to include a 007 Louisiana license plate, seemingly as a cheeky dig at the James Bond franchise.

    Learn how the perpetually broken mechanical shark ironically made the film infinitely better by forcing Spielberg to play on our imaginations.


    We also celebrate how Jaws, perhaps unintentionally, became a driving force behind the shark conservation movement. It is a gripping, insightful, and utterly unhinged discussion that proves why some films, like Jaws, just stick with you.

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    48 mins
  • # 5 Double Impact
    Jul 16 2025

    Get ready for a double dose of laughs and head-scratching as the Four Takes Movie Podcast dives into the 1991 Jean-Claude Van Damme classic, Double Impact! Join Martin, David, Luke, and Adam as they discuss a film that Martin might even debate was a movie.


    In this episode, you'll discover the truly wild plot about twins orphaned when triads kill their family over a hole in the ground (aka a tunnel). Raised separately, they reunite with matching French accents and embark on a vengeance-fueled killing rampage to reclaim their birthright, despite having no legal right to it.


    The team show continuous amusement over the film's poor writing, editing, and continuity, noting instances where blood packs go off before characters are shot, stage sets are visible through doors, and characters mysteriously switching guns mid-gunfire. Keep an eye out for that Acme tunnel painting at the beginning!.

    Appreciation for Jean-Claude Van Damme's dual role as Pretty Boy Chad and Bad Boy Alex, which they agree is the best part of the film.


    A bewildered discussion about an imaginary sex scene that went on for a long time and was totally unnecessary but led to an extremely well edited fight between the two Van Dammes. Plus, witness Alex's superhuman ability to drink three-quarters of a whiskey bottle and blow it out his nose, only to be fine the next day!


    The overall sentiment that despite being a poor film and daft, it's fun and enjoyable if you've got an hour and 50 minutes to spare. Though David might suggest cleaning the oven instead!


    Tune in for insights on practical effects (including a real live frog being chopped... and sliced on screen), the film's modest $15 million budget compared to Terminator 2's $100 million, and the amusing sight of real people in Hong Kong watching the filming rather than acting as extras.

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    35 mins