This week, EJ and Rory are joined by Justin and Briana on an expedition to Antarctica! The problem is, one of these jerks rented their body out as a vacation spot to an alien keen on doing some sightseeing! Not wanting to get eviscerated again, the gang agrees to perform an alien identification test! While awaiting the results, the gang discusses John Carpenter’s FX masterpiece, “THE THING!” By the way, I’m not going to say Rory is the one who’s housing the alien, but his “I rented my body out to an alien who is keen on sightseeing” t-shirt is something of a red flag!

This week on FREAKQUELS, the suspiciously vampiric Bobby Keller has invited EJ and Rory to a podcast convention out in the isolated town of Jerusalem's Lot! Problem is, there’s no signs of an event and the majority of the residents just glare hungrily at EJ and Rory’s neck while licking their lips. They’re either dealing with vampires or filthy perverts, but they don’t have the time to figure that out! Not when they have to review the forgotten horror sequel, “A RETURN TO SALEM’S LOT!” Have you seen it? Don’t care, they're going to review it anyway!

This week, the FBI has confiscated all the FREAKQUELS recordings…for reasons to be announced. Anywho, since the man is depriving them their sweet sweet pod cash, EJ and Rory take jobs at a local supermarket where a wildly vicious serial killer is picking off the staff one by one. Knowing that a slain staff equates to some pretty solid job security, survivor Joshua Lizasuain hides away in a stockroom with the boys to review the supermarket FX extravaganza “INTRUDER” until all the retail related carnage blows over.