Episode One: The Festive One.

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Episode One: The Festive One.

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This Christmas, the Sourcemen of the Apocalypse are not here to spread cheer, they’re here to autopsy it. In this festive signal breach, the team tears into obligation, consumer guilt, forced togetherness, algorithmic “joy,” and the weaponised nostalgia that keeps the holiday machine running. From corrupted carols and glitched goodwill to black-litany poetry, bleak monologues, and Authority-approved happiness products, nothing sacred makes it out alive. Behind the tinsel sits a darker truth: Christmas isn’t about love, it’s about compliance. If you’ve ever smiled through a gathering you hated, bought gifts you couldn’t afford, or felt lonelier in a full room than an empty one, this episode is for you. No baubles. No blessings. Just signal through the snow.

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