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Emergency Exit

Emergency Exit

By: Thomas And Evelyn
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 Expensive tea is worth it, and so is our standard for madness. The best maps have instructions for driving to or from chaos. We push our limits as defined by our NDAs. Concerning constantly about our concerning conversations, our biggest concern is wondering what actual concerns us. We'll handle your chaos, In exchange for handling ours. We've made it clear where the emergency exit is because we vow and cherish your well-being. So when you need to run far away from us, just remember, you're listening to the emergency exit.Thomas And Evelyn
Episodes
  • Inanimate objects share their thoughts. I listen and take notes.

    Inanimate objects share their thoughts. I listen and take notes.
    Jun 20 2024
    Emergency buttons or fire alarms live in sheer terror all the time. We look at acts of kindness in the form of sweets, and we address the phenomenon of dropping items on the ground and finding them a galaxy cluster away.
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    13 mins
  • domino's gift cards..pickle ball broken foot, Alien playground

    domino's gift cards..pickle ball broken foot, Alien playground
    May 23 2024
    On a basketball court with Evelyn counting dozens of dominoes gift cards... we create the theories we think best stay in line with logic. My dogs diet and alien apparatus are found in children's parks.
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    12 mins
  • Emergency Escape

    Emergency Escape
    Mar 27 2024
    Points out the obvious and offers the emergency Escape you need, and we'll provide. No more looking for signs. It's right here. Look no further.
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    1 min
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