Merry Christmas from everyone at Elf Control!

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Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.

Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.

Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.

The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.

It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.

We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.

Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?