Episodes

  • The 100th Episode Spectacular Pt 2 (Mike & Tim Try To Continue Their Top 100 Lists)
    Jun 27 2026

    Greetings Dear Listeners and welcome to part 2 of THE 100TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!

    Why is this 100 Part 2 and not just episode 101? Don't concern yourself with that (especially since we have Part 3 incoming to end this).

    Mike & Tim continue through their top 100 lists and even break their 1000th film milestone for the podcast. Thank you again to everyone for the support through the past several years and we have such sights to show in the next 100 to come!

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • The 100th Episode Spectacular (Mike & Tim Attempt To List Their 100 Favorite Horror Flicks)
    Jun 8 2026

    Take a seat and get comfortable, dear listeners. You have made it through 99 episodes of over 800 morsels of terrifying and spine-tingling recommendations, so Mike and Tim are here to bring us over the edge of 1000 films as they celebrate the 100th episode with their top 100 lists of their favorite horror!

    They throw everything you can think of from coastal terrors and subterranean creatures to backwoods slashers and quiet ghost stories.

    Thank you all for coming along for the ride to 100 and prepare for everything that comes next as we continue your guided tour into terror with EPISODE 100!

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    2 hrs and 43 mins
  • Fear Faceoff Vol 1
    Apr 29 2026

    Welcome to the main even here tonight in the DOTP ring as Mike & Tim pit original against remake in the most bone-crunching, nerve-splitting, no-holds-barred matchups that are allowed on the airwaves!

    We have combatants everywhere from Texas to New York(ish) right up to the Great White North!

    Settle in because the bell is about to ring for round 1 of FEAR FACEOFF!

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • April Fools 2: Bride Of The DOTP Super Secret Episode!
    Apr 2 2026

    Ahhh Yes! April Fools! Where to begin? While generally recognized as a centuries-old tradition that serves as a day for lighthearted pranks & merriment, Mike & Tim appear to have adopted their own tradition.


    Join them for their second foray into cinematic tomfoolery as they pull the horror rug on you yet again…for a once-a-year genre switch!


    The guys, like many of you, love all sorts of movies! Granted, their hearts do pump pure HORROR most every day of the year, but April Fools is special!

    You are about to witness the “Bride of the DOTP Super-Secret Episode!”.


    Episode 98 features a handpicked collection of Mike & Tim’s favorite non-horror flicks! From hi-octane action & high school hijinks to Barbarian tales & campy pulp epics that transport you through both time & space!


    The genres may have shifted but this episode is still 100% certified DOTP entertainment!

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    2 hrs and 36 mins
  • Let's Get Sleazy VOL 1
    Mar 23 2026

    Greetings Listeners!

    For this episode we’ve scraped the very bottom of the cinematic sewer to serve up six sleazy flicks sure to leave you itching for a shower afterward!

    Join Mike & Tim as they travel back in time to the GRINDHOUSE heyday of Times Square where a certifiable smorgasbord of sleaze awaits your senses!

    From shotgun blasted heads, gut munching aliens & pounds of naked flesh to horny Sasquatch slashers, MK ULTRA experiments gone awry & chainsawed limbs a plenty! This collection of sicko classics will leave you ripped open from pelvis to sternum!

    So, settle into that threadbare seat, ignore the sticky mess under your shoes & try your best not to get queasy because this is DOTP Episode 97 “Let’s Get SLEAZY!”

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    2 hrs and 2 mins
  • Occupational Hazards Vol 1
    Mar 9 2026

    Are Monday's getting you down? Is your 9-5 grind killing you? Well, you're in luck because the doctor is in and he's prescribing you DOTP for that dose of terror to get you through this week!

    Mike and Tim return to bring you all sorts of career carnage from frightening physicians and killer clowns to zombie islands and deadly deskjobs! All that and more on OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS!

    Disclaimer: Side effects include restlessness, insomnia, exploding heads, and general euphoria. Ask your doctor if Don't Open This Podcast is right for you.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Psyched For Psychics VOL 1
    Feb 23 2026

    Welcome back to “Don’t Open This Podcast”, please dim the lights, join hands, & no matter what occurs… DO NOT break the circle! Mike & Tim have been knee deep in paranormal text books, harnessing their combined knowledge to summon 6 extra sensory fright flicks guaranteed to blow your mind!From astral projection fueled revenge , malicious mind readers, & rebellious clairvoyants to telekinetic homicides, exploding heads, & cerebral possession, we cover it all!So, whether you’re a hardcore skeptic or a blind believer, Episode 95 “ Psyched for Psychics” is bound to awaken your third eye while chilling your spine! Regardless, we PREDICT you will have an amazing time!

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Campus Carnage Vol 1
    Feb 9 2026

    Don't Open This Podcast University's first semester has begun and class is in session! Your professors, Mike & Tim, are here to give you a crash course in terror!

    From classroom pranks & hallway prowlers to drama club high-jinx & collegiate decapitations… this episode delivers high marks & high tension!

    We just hope YOU make the cut in CAMPUS CARNAGE Vol 1!

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    1 hr and 33 mins