In this episode, we talk about the Indian constitution, which felt like a good time to talk about the Indian Constitution on account of today being 26th January, India's Republic Day. As always, we don't talk about the constitution in a chest-thumping, flag-waving way, but in the messy, uncomfortable, historically accurate way it actually deserves. Because for a document that gets invoked constantly in public debates, it's surprisingly misunderstood, misrepresented, and occasionally weaponised for reasons that range from sincere concern to complete nonsense.
We unpack the RSS's early objections to the Constitution, their bizarre obsession with the Manusmriti, and why replacing a modern constitutional framework with a religious law book full of caste violence, misogyny, and arbitrary nonsense would have been an unmitigated disaster. This is where comedy commentary becomes a survival mechanism, because some arguments genuinely don't deserve seriousness. We also take the Constitution seriously enough to criticise it.
Despite all this, the Constitution remains an extraordinary achievement even though it is flawed, amendable, and far better than the alternatives being screamed about today. Wrapped in quirky insights, lighthearted education, and a lot of uncomfortable truths, this episode sits squarely in Don't Know, Do Care territory, where random topics like colonial bureaucracy, caste law, and farm protests somehow collide into one coherent argument.
Important links:
1. RSS protesting the Constitution in 1949 – https://sabrangindia.in/how-rss-denigrated-constitution/
2. F. Max Muller's translation of the Manusmriti – https://dn790003.ca.archive.org/0/items/lawsofmanu00bh/lawsofmanu00bh.pdf
3. RSS writes a love letter to Manu – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashtriya_Swayamsevak_Sangh
4. RSS continues protesting the Constitution – https://www.deccanchronicle.com/opinion/columnists/290919/is-constitution-anti-hindu-or-the-rss-anti-indian.html
5. Archives of drafting of the Constitution – https://www.constitutionofindia.net/stages-of-constitution-making/
6. Dakshayani Velayudhan, arguably the most exceptional member of the Constituent Assembly – https://www.constitutionofindia.net/members/dakshayani-velayudhan/
Don't Know, Do Care is the brainchild of Ashmita, Sandy, and Prakhar, three friends from different backgrounds and interests. Ashmita works in sustainability, Sandy's an entrepreneur (puke) who'd rather not be, and Prakhar works with Sandy and is just trying to make sense of it all.
Three mildly confused friends, one weirdly specific topic each week. We don't know much, but we care just enough to talk about it for up to an hour each week.
Don't Know, Do Care is produced by "Ghar Pe Productions", edited by Prakhar and Sandy, critiqued (thoroughly) by Ashmita, and enjoyed mostly by our friends. Thanks for giving us a listen!